Gimme Money Gimme Money!!

[XCashier]

I think it's just that some folks just can't process the fact that there are all those other, you know, PEOPLE that come into the average store every day, and after awhile they all kinda blend together into one big kinda bland customer mass.

Precisely, because they've never actually worked in customer service themselves. But of course, they know how to do it so much better than we do...

[BookstoreEscapee]

You ever had one of those strange phenomenons happen where you're actually in two places at once?

Yeah, me neither. What a couple of idiots.

Astral projection, perhaps?

are you supposed to remember every single person you've ever served?!

Uh, yeah! Duh!