Today I forgot to bring a pen to work and didn't have time to replace the marker that got stolen yesterday. That's not a good thing when you work by the Pet Department at the Evil Empire. Now usually I can find someone in my department with a marker or in a department close by. Not today.
I hear the page for someone to go to Pets so I went. I love wasting time over there and in Paint. It makes my day go faster. I help this couple pick out which fish would be the best match for what they already have. They're nice people very calm not angry. When it comes time to actually write down the information on the bags I excuse myself to go see if a coworker has a marker I could borrow. I come back and tell them if they could just wait a moment my one coworker will be back from her break and I could use her's. I would have gotten the fist for them and just waited but it's very hard sometimes impossible to write on the bag once there's water in it. The guy goes ballistic.
Me
Sucky Guy
Girlfriend
Me: I'm sorry but right now no one has a marker. I have a coworker who's about to come back from her break I has one. If you want you can finish up your shopping.
SG: The only thing I want is fish. Just right it with pen on the bag.
Me: Sir I can't do that. I don't have a pen and even if I did it would pop the bag.
SG: Well find some paper.
(I try to find some slips or something else to write on of course there's nothing.
)
Me: It seems we're out right now. I'm very sorry. I should just be a few minutes more.
SG: I want my fish.
Me: I'm sure if she'll be here in a minute.
SG: Fine! I'll go get someone to help me! (storms away)
GF: Honey! Please honey come back.
The girlfriend shot me a "sorry look". I felt bad for her. About twenty minutes later when I was over in Paint I asked one of my mangers for her pen and she asked me about the guy. I told her the story and said that she was the one who ended up getting the fish for him and had restocked some of the paper we were out of. She said he was really intense.
I hear the page for someone to go to Pets so I went. I love wasting time over there and in Paint. It makes my day go faster. I help this couple pick out which fish would be the best match for what they already have. They're nice people very calm not angry. When it comes time to actually write down the information on the bags I excuse myself to go see if a coworker has a marker I could borrow. I come back and tell them if they could just wait a moment my one coworker will be back from her break and I could use her's. I would have gotten the fist for them and just waited but it's very hard sometimes impossible to write on the bag once there's water in it. The guy goes ballistic.
Me
Sucky Guy
Girlfriend
Me: I'm sorry but right now no one has a marker. I have a coworker who's about to come back from her break I has one. If you want you can finish up your shopping.
SG: The only thing I want is fish. Just right it with pen on the bag.
Me: Sir I can't do that. I don't have a pen and even if I did it would pop the bag.
SG: Well find some paper.
(I try to find some slips or something else to write on of course there's nothing.

Me: It seems we're out right now. I'm very sorry. I should just be a few minutes more.
SG: I want my fish.
Me: I'm sure if she'll be here in a minute.
SG: Fine! I'll go get someone to help me! (storms away)
GF: Honey! Please honey come back.
The girlfriend shot me a "sorry look". I felt bad for her. About twenty minutes later when I was over in Paint I asked one of my mangers for her pen and she asked me about the guy. I told her the story and said that she was the one who ended up getting the fish for him and had restocked some of the paper we were out of. She said he was really intense.
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