This is a sequel to this thread: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=22955
Well, apparently drunk homeless lady has been returning to our bar again...and again...and again...attempting to set up house.
Something else you should know, in the UK, we have things know as ASBO's. It stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Orders. Basically, instead of sending someone to prison, they are banned from certain public places, kinda like house arrest, only without the electronic tagging. We learned that this woman had an ASBO banning her from bars and basically any establishment that sells alcohol. She has been turfed out on many occasions.
She returned.
Me: Ma'am! You can't be in here!
SC: *slurring* Youuuu cannnn't tell meee what to dooooo!
Me: Ma'am, if you don't leave, I will call the police!
SC: Calllll the poliiiicee. My ASSSSBOOO is overrrrr, I can go wheeerrre I waaannnt!
Me: No you can't. You are banned from here.
SC: I donnnn't have annnn ASSSBOO anymorrrreee.
Me: I don't care about your ASBO! You don't have to have an ASBO to get banned from somewhere. You are banned from here. You are trespassing. I am going to give you one more chance. Leave, or I call the police.
SC: Callll themmmm. Thennn I can get youu arressted!
Me: What?
SC: Forrr throwing meee out!
Me: Oh my God will you just fucking leave?
SC: Youu'rrreee just bittttter because you'rrreee getting firrred!
Me: Fired?
SC: Yessss....for throoowwwing me out! I d-d-don't have an ASBO anymore!
Me: OK, I'm calling the police. This is your last chance to get the fuck out of my bar.
I called the police. An officer turned up.
Officer: I don't even need to ask who it is that won't leave do I? It's that fucking bitch there isn't it?
Me: Yup!
Officer: Yeah, just about everyone in the city knows her and calls the police on her. I'll just get rid of her for you.
He lead her to his van. She kept screeching about her ASBO being lifted and how she was allowed anywhere she wanted.
There was no way in hell I was being nice to her. I've dealt with her so many times I am one step away punching her.
Well, apparently drunk homeless lady has been returning to our bar again...and again...and again...attempting to set up house.
Something else you should know, in the UK, we have things know as ASBO's. It stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Orders. Basically, instead of sending someone to prison, they are banned from certain public places, kinda like house arrest, only without the electronic tagging. We learned that this woman had an ASBO banning her from bars and basically any establishment that sells alcohol. She has been turfed out on many occasions.
She returned.
Me: Ma'am! You can't be in here!
SC: *slurring* Youuuu cannnn't tell meee what to dooooo!
Me: Ma'am, if you don't leave, I will call the police!
SC: Calllll the poliiiicee. My ASSSSBOOO is overrrrr, I can go wheeerrre I waaannnt!
Me: No you can't. You are banned from here.
SC: I donnnn't have annnn ASSSBOO anymorrrreee.
Me: I don't care about your ASBO! You don't have to have an ASBO to get banned from somewhere. You are banned from here. You are trespassing. I am going to give you one more chance. Leave, or I call the police.
SC: Callll themmmm. Thennn I can get youu arressted!
Me: What?
SC: Forrr throwing meee out!
Me: Oh my God will you just fucking leave?
SC: Youu'rrreee just bittttter because you'rrreee getting firrred!
Me: Fired?
SC: Yessss....for throoowwwing me out! I d-d-don't have an ASBO anymore!
Me: OK, I'm calling the police. This is your last chance to get the fuck out of my bar.
I called the police. An officer turned up.
Officer: I don't even need to ask who it is that won't leave do I? It's that fucking bitch there isn't it?
Me: Yup!
Officer: Yeah, just about everyone in the city knows her and calls the police on her. I'll just get rid of her for you.
He lead her to his van. She kept screeching about her ASBO being lifted and how she was allowed anywhere she wanted.
There was no way in hell I was being nice to her. I've dealt with her so many times I am one step away punching her.
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