Money Fanners and other such nonsense

[CiggyStoreClerk]

I have a couple annoying stories for this weekend

The first.
Money Fanners.
*shudders*

These are the people that fan their money out for you so that you can just look at how many bills they have and know how much money they're giving you.
A variation of this are the people that stand there and slowly count the money out for you, so that you don't have to count it again and they can get out of the store quicker.
Kinda like this, "Twen-ty... four-ty... six-ty... eigh-ty... one"
I appreciate that they're trying to get out quicker, I really do. But I have to count out the money you give me. Not only because it's possible you're going to rip me off. What if I didn't count each bill and you ended up giving me one extra? You'd definately be in here again screaming about how I ripped you off.

I'd really rather avoid that.

The second.
This just happened today.
Ugh. Thoughts are in italics.

Me:
CA: Cheap-ass

CA: Hi, how much are your Natives?
Me: $18
CA: But they're $15 at the other store!
Me: First off, I really don't give a damn. If they're cheaper there, then why are you here?! Well, that's probably because they sell theirs in the soft-packs. Ours are in the hard-packs, so they're a little more expensive.
CA: Well why would the kind of pack make any difference.
Me: Do you really want me to state the obvious and tell you that it's because it's more expensive for the hard-packs, therefore, we have to dish out more to buy them, therefore, so do you. Ugh, I guess I'll try to explain. Well, because...
CA: *cuts me off* Whatever, just give me three Natives.

God, I hate being cut off.
I hate people that claim things are less expensive at the "other" store.
Just because there are ten trillion cigarette stores on the rez, doesn't mean we're a chain store. Each store sets their own price.
Deal with it!

/rant

[rerant]

The first.
Money Fanners.
*shudders*

These are the people that fan their money out for you so that you can just look at how many bills they have and know how much money they're giving you.

Whenever people do this I make a very obvious point of directing my attention elsewhere.
People must drain their bank accounts just to look like a big shot when they go shopping.
Want to impress me? Get the hell out of my store without getting on my nerves.

[Bright_Star]

I always made sure I counted ALL the money the customer gave me for whatever they bought. I was a swift cashier when it came to ringing stuff up but when it came to dealing with money I had to slow down to be sure I was accurate. I'd get people who'd be pissed cause they felt I needed to be faster at counting money. So many times I wanted to tell them that IF I wasn't accurate then it would be my ass on the line.