What's The Magic Word?

[Andara Bledin]

Now let me reiterate. I don't work there! This woman had me go behind her and stretch the material of the shirt over her front and hold it in place whilst she decided whether it looked good (it didn't). Come on lady, that's why God invented dressing rooms.

To top it all off, she didn't say "please", "thank you", or anything. My mom and I just marvelled at the nerve of this woman.

I really can't stand people sometimes.
~Rhania

You marvelled, yet you still did it.

And that, right there, is why these people do these things. Because it works.

^-.-^

[iradney]

I have a story that goes well with this one. I was out shopping with my mom at our favorite clothing store. I was trying on a jacket when this old woman calls me over to her and demands that I "hold this around me so I can see if it fits."

Now let me reiterate. I don't work there! This woman had me go behind her and stretch the material of the shirt over her front and hold it in place whilst she decided whether it looked good (it didn't). Come on lady, that's why God invented dressing rooms.

To top it all off, she didn't say "please", "thank you", or anything. My mom and I just marvelled at the nerve of this woman.

I really can't stand people sometimes.
~Rhania

I just woulda said "Don't buy it. Makes your ass look as big as it really is"

But then again, I'm a bitch that way.

[Imogene]

"Bronze testicles."

Well, yes, those are some magic words...
They summon the Gods of the (verbal) beat down when used properly. I am, of course, referring to GK and Jester.