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OP, I've seen you elsewhere, and I'm happy to have you with us--you always have *great* stories! The duck story is incredible... makes me laugh every time I read it,
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Would someone please to be telling this highly uncool person WTF "867" means? *plaintively*Love and time, those are the only two things in all of the world and in all of life that cannot be bought, but only spent. from Aztec, by Gary Jennings (R.I.P.)Comment
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867 is a area code in Canada that gatekeeper serves from his/her (i forgot
) call center. people from this area tend to be dumb ordered things that are not only ugly (like pink camoflouge hoodies 
) but also spend twice as much as the order total on shipping. Many of these items seems to be hats based on estimates from gatekeepers story there are currently 30 hats per person.
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*breathes*
"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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Same, but with apple juice.Quoth myswtghst View PostDangit, IPF, I just broke Rule #1. At work. With Diet Coke.
Diet coke is an awesome drink to break rule #1 with, because it isn't sticky like normal coke. it wipes right off!Comment
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The area code is in Alaska, btw, in Nunavut if I am right, Gravekeeper is a He, and the 867 people are also well known to GK for being incredibly dense and stupid.Quoth Cyphr View Post867 is a area code in Canada that gatekeeper serves from his/her (i forgot) call center. people from this area tend to be dumb ordered things that are not only ugly (like pink camoflouge hoodies ) but also spend twice as much as the order total on shipping. Many of these items seems to be hats based on estimates from gatekeepers story there are currently 30 hats per person.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- KhyrasComment
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What a ducktard. XD That was hilarious!Comment
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Thank you for the explanations, Cypher and Bliss!Love and time, those are the only two things in all of the world and in all of life that cannot be bought, but only spent. from Aztec, by Gary Jennings (R.I.P.)Comment
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Nuanvut's in Canada. I still find this to be hilarious and frightening at the same time!Quoth Bliss View Post
http://www.nunavuttourism.com/new/site/default.aspIt's floating wicker propelled by fire!Comment
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I am SO GLAD I stopped eating and drinking long enough to read this! My ass would be choking on beer and popcorn!Comment
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That was just...
I swear, some people need a freaking life or a clue!Comment
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