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I love getting calls from customers who don't know the meaning of yes or no, I hope the sarcasm isn't dripping too much off the screen onto your keyboards btw 
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Me: Ratts
SC: We all know them
Me: Okay, that's seven reams of blue paper. Would you like to add some red paper to your order today?
SC: Red paper, well the lady before me did, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well you know because she used Red paper for blah, blah, blah, blah, etc.
Me: Would you like to add some red paper to your order today?
SC: Red paper, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. etc, blah, blah, blah.
Me: Ma'am is there anything else I can add to your order today, or would you like your total?
SC: Could I have my total please.
Me: $xx.xx
.Me: Ratts
SC: We all know them
Me: Okay, that's seven reams of blue paper. Would you like to add some red paper to your order today?
SC: Red paper, well the lady before me did, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well you know because she used Red paper for blah, blah, blah, blah, etc.
Me: Would you like to add some red paper to your order today?
SC: Red paper, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, etc. etc. etc, blah, blah, blah.
Me: Ma'am is there anything else I can add to your order today, or would you like your total?
SC: Could I have my total please.
Me: $xx.xx