a strip, please...?

[BroSCFischer]

Ok... now - this might sound like a real stupid question, but as us Aussies have different words for things (and because when I was doing Russian at uni, we got pulled up on it), can someone please describe what a 'sausage' is in the US... It probably isn't that different, but I'm damn really hoping so given a) the SC, and b) sausage and maple syrup?????

Here is a link so you can see the two most common varieties of Breakfast Sausage:
http://www.johnsonville.com/home/pro...breakfast.html

SC

[cloudiko]

I would've dressed up some sausage links like little Chippendale's dancers*.

But then, I'm kinda evil like that.

*You know...so they can strip.

Sounds like a good idea becky!!!. I'm imagining sending little sausage link versions of Chippendale's dancers out on her plate...I bet the look on her face would be priceless.

I think the next time she comes in I'm going to filet her sausage links into tiny little pieces. When she asks me why her sausage looks like that, I'm innocently going to reply, "What? These *finger point at sausage bits*are strips of those!"

Oh, and it was sausage+ ranch dressing. I just about at the thought of that. However, maple syrup + sausages =

And I completely agree, blas87, people in my neck of hicksville would also eat anything if it was smothered in ranch dressing. YUCK!! YUCK!!!!!!

[friendofjimmyk]

Everyone, please don't be so surprised that he was dipping sausage into ranch dressing.

There are people from my neck of the woods who would lick ranch dressing off of a car or eat a brick as long as it was covered in ranch dressing.

YUCK!

YES! I have known these types too. When I waited tables in Texas ranch dressing was the compliment for anything. ANYTHING. It's so gross!

[Andara Bledin]

You know, with how bad ranch dressing is for you, that'll probably kill the guy off before the sausages.

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[Becks]

Sounds like a good idea becky!!!. I'm imagining sending little sausage link versions of Chippendale's dancers out on her plate...I bet the look on her face would be priceless.

I love when people get my sense of humor and appreciate it.

I'll have to work on little sausage sized outfits.

[Slytovhand]

Ok - yep - got the idea with the snags - same things...

Still wondering about the maple syrup though....

But ranch dressing (if it's the same as I had sometime back) is just like a BBQ sauce over here, but a touch spicier. If so - then what's wrong with that? Far saner than the maple! I mean - if you have a barbie over here and don't have the BBQ sauce, then you aren't having a real BBQ!

BTW - if you did the Chippendale dancers stiptease with those snags, you wouln't need maple syrup - it'd be saucy enough on its own..

[Andara Bledin]

But ranch dressing (if it's the same as I had sometime back) is just like a BBQ sauce over here, but a touch spicier. If so - then what's wrong with that? Far saner than the maple! I mean - if you have a barbie over here and don't have the BBQ sauce, then you aren't having a real BBQ!

Definitely not anything like BBQ sauce.

Here's what wikipedia has to say on ranch dressing. (this is common enough for wikipedia)

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[draftermatt]

Everyone, please don't be so surprised that he was dipping sausage into ranch dressing.
There are people from my neck of the woods who would lick ranch dressing off of a car or eat a brick as long as it was covered in ranch dressing.
YUCK!

Your area too? I've seen people dip pizza in ranch dressing! Hell, most appetizers now come with ranch. Cheese fries, potato skins, etc. I like ranch okay, but I wouldn't eat a frozen dog turd just because it had ranch dressing on it.