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One of today's letters:
DEAR ABBY: I'm in my 20s and work as a cashier in a convenience store. One of my regulars recently won the lottery.
I am newly married and have a 7-month-old. We live with my in-laws, and we're dying to get our own place.
The lottery winner is somewhat good-looking, but about 20 years older than I am. Abby, he propositioned me -- if you know what I mean. He offered a large sum of money, which would help my family get our own place.
I'm confused. What do I do? -- DESPERATELY SEEKING MY OWN PLACE IN TEXAS
DEAR DESPERATELY SEEKING: You're not confused; your customer is. He may have won the lottery, but he's a loser. You are a cashier, not a prostitute. Tell him there are some things money can't buy -- and one of them is YOU.
Think maybe she's read some responses?What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?
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Quoth Part-Time Parrothead View PostThink maybe she's read some responses?
Oh, and that letter? Has to be fake, no one recently and happily married would even consider screwing that over for money. Unless they are a gold digger or something.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Record Store Tough Guy View PostBut she may lose the store a customer!Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Here's mine.
Dear Abby
In response to Nicki in Maryland (March 23rd). Abby I would be ashamed to admit to anyone in public that you write for a advice column. You say it's okay to tell people not to touch you if you're pregnant, if you're growing out a pony tail for a good cause to ask people to stop tugging their hair, to leave service animals to their jobs and you have the audacity to tell this lovely person to suck it up or quit? Dear lady, your advice was faulty. At the very least you could have offered a polite way of requesting customers not to touch her. Loosing a single customer will not hurt any business because it's just that. ONE customer.
You shame other advice givers with such nonsense. How can you be so cruel?
--A Customer Service Rep.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostShe still hasn't redeemed herself yet.
Oh, and that letter? Has to be fake, no one recently and happily married would even consider screwing that over for money. Unless they are a gold digger or something.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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You know.... it's actually kind of sad if you think about it. You get bad advice.... you think you're on your own and were wrong because of it.... months later you might (if you're still reading) find out that you were right all along and the advice was bad.
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Quoth JLRodgers View PostYou know.... it's actually kind of sad if you think about it. You get bad advice.... you think you're on your own and were wrong because of it.... months later you might (if you're still reading) find out that you were right all along and the advice was bad.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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