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  • #16
    Every so often, the machines at my job would lock up or "hang", as some people said.

    One time, it happened to one of my female coworkers. She checked with one of the guys to see if it was happening to everyone, or just her. Without thinking, she asked him, "Are you hung?"

    She knew it was a mistake as soon as she said it.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #17
      Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
      Pshaw. As if anyone here is corruptable....
      Ah, but I haz some mad skillz.

      Quoth cinema guy View Post
      Yeah, Becky has corrupted us already.


      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Chicken.
      Nah, just trying to behave myself for once.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #18
        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
        Nah, just trying to behave myself for once.
        Right, who are you and what have you done with the real BeckySunshine, hmmm?

        Fess up else I'll get the thumb screws!
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #19
          Quoth BeckySunshine View Post


          Nah, just trying to behave myself for once.
          But I love you when you misbehave....
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
            Ah, but I haz some mad skillz.
            Mad skillz or no, you cannot corrupt the already corrupted.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #21
              Sorry about the lack of corruption.

              First I had to start behaving so I'd be nice at the convent, and now I have to wait for the convent to wear off.

              I'll be myself again soon.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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