3 Emails that have confuddled me

[DGoddessChardonnay]

2) He wanted the NFL Network. Don't ask me how the Weather Channel told him something about it.

It was that ribbon that moves along the bottom of the screen . . . I've seen it myself.

Apparently it scared him into thinking he MUST have this channel or he will find both his legs broken and his dog dead in bed with him.

[Broomjockey]

It was that ribbon that moves along the bottom of the screen . . . I've seen it myself.

The ribbon knows all, the ribbon sees all, the ribbon tells all!