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  • It's just a jump to the left!

    Had a customer come through my line today, with a cart full of multiples of items.
    She immediately tells me it's tax exempt, which is fine by me. She then tells me she got the okay from 'some guy' to get the items on her tax exempt transaction for the sale price for next week!
    R: "Which 'Some guy'?"
    That guy in the office...
    I look, it's the SM. "Uh, okay... FES S, can you come help me here? There's no way I'm repricing thirty items by hand."
    S comes over and gives me her keys, and shows me how to reprice multiples, and I start scanning. Woman slides her card, finishes transaction. I give keys to FES H (shift change right then.) and turn back to woman, who still has a cart load of crap. "And now?"
    "I have nine coupons. And these are supposed to be 30% off next week."
    R:Come back next week, then. "I can take Three, and they have to be on separate transactions."
    "What?"
    R: *repeat, with S standing nearby*
    "Well, I'll just... do this..." and she pulls nine items out of her stack, after I'd already scanned half the stack. I'm already confused as to what she's trying to do...
    R: "I can only do 3 coupons, in consecutive transactions. And, if you're using the sale price for next week, it won't even let me do THAT, as they'll be on sale, and the coupon will be invalid."
    "No, I just want these..." *indicating the ones I've already scanned* "On sale, and these..." *indicating the ones she pulled out* "With coupons."
    R: "Again, 3 coupons, not 8."
    Yergh...
    Took another ten minutes to complete, and, on her way out she says, "Sorry for being a nuisance."

    Note to self: Next time, call SM up to register to confirm offer. Make him ring her out.
    Last edited by Imogene; 04-04-2008, 10:58 PM. Reason: ...
    "I call murder on that!"

  • #2
    I think she was pulling your leg, but how did she find out about next weeks sale.

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    • #3
      Quoth Aethian View Post
      I think she was pulling your leg, but how did she find out about next weeks sale.
      Because some places announce the sale this week. Interest of being fair to customers, keeping the returns down (so they can rebuy at the sale price), because inventory is being planned around the sale so inventory levels might be rather low at the moment. AND to screw with the competition.
      SC Motto "I am more important than you and others and don't you ever forget it"

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      • #4
        It's just a jump to the left!
        And then a step to the right?
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
          And then a step to the right?
          Put your hand on your hips.
          The High Priest is an Illusion!

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          • #6
            Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
            Put your hand on your hips.
            And bring your knees in tii-2-ii-4-ii-6-ii-8-ght Hu!"
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              and it's that pelvic thruuuust...
              that really drives you insa-ya-ya-yane

              wow, that takes gall, not only pushing for sales, but coupons as well?

              *grabs her and throws her into a time warp into the past*

              here, cronk wants to show you his customer service skills:

              *cronk whacks sc with a club*

              there, now isn't that better?
              look! it's ghengis khan!
              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl
                And bring your knees in tii-2-ii-4-ii-6-ii-8-ght Hu!"
                But it's the pelvic thru-u-ust,

                Why do I always get beaten?
                "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                • #9
                  i was faster than teal'c? maybe he was busy meditating??

                  *on topic*

                  definitely have a manager ring this type of sc out; they approved it, let them deal with it and save you the headache.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista
                    and it's that pelvic thruuuust...
                    that really drives you insa-ya-ya-yane
                    Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiiiin,
                    Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiiiin!

                    Wasn't beaten that time. Take that coffe girl, behold the power of kelnor'reem-ing.
                    "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                    Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Trayol View Post
                      Wasn't beaten that time. Take that coffe girl, behold the power of kelnor'reem-ing.
                      So you must be pre-tritonen Teal'c then.

                      As for the lady, I don't think reality has any place in her world.
                      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Trayol View Post
                        Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiiiin,
                        Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaiiiiin!

                        damn you people now I'm gonna be singing myself to sleep with that!
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #13
                          no, you behold the power of my chai tea...oh wait.

                          damn, that didn't work...lol.

                          ok, i bow to the power of teal'c. *love that show*

                          hey, i'm firmly rooted in reality; a dark, twisted reality, but a reality none the less.

                          oh wait, you meant the sc...lol
                          look! it's ghengis khan!
                          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                            hey, i'm firmly rooted in reality; a dark, twisted reality, but a reality none the less.
                            I reject your reality and substitute my own.
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #15
                              Never

                              Never, Ever, Do, That, Again!

                              When some SC can't even bother to learn the name of the person who they claimed okayed a deal, then call that person and ask them YOURSELF!

                              SCs LIE!
                              SCs can't read what the flyer really says.
                              SCs hear what they want to hear.

                              Always confirm that a manager made such a deal, I am betting even with today's wimps 90% they never did.

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