We are not a Starbuck's!

[Ryu]

I've been asked if we sell coffee, or just plain demanded of to serve coffee
I work at a movie theater...

[Broomjockey]

I've been asked if we sell coffee, or just plain demanded of to serve coffee
I work at a movie theater...

My current theatre has basic coffee, and my previous theatre had an entire freaking coffee bar to make a dozen different drinks. Movie theatres stand nowhere near immune to the coffee scourge.

For this non-caffeine drinking fellow, orange juice= Yellow Coffee!

This reminds me of a webcomic where the main character is dead tired, and says "I think its time for my patented wake-up juice" and grabs a thing of orange juice. His friend says "There isn't any caffine in orange juice!"
"There is after I throw a half dozen no-doze in it!"