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Quoth lightmylamb View PostBut I have candy.
On a side note, no sign of Hot Tips for America guy yet tonight...I did get one other nutball but he was unentertaining and more confused then batsheet insane.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in days. I choked on my coffee, and I'm sitting here crying, I'm laughing so hard. I'm surprised I haven't woken up the baby yet.
PS: I have Pocky. Strawberry and Chocolate.Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
SC: “If you burn a $5 as an offering to Christ you might get supernatural powers.”
Me: “What, like X-Ray Vision?”
Sweet! Just $5? …damn, I don’t have a $5. But I have a $20. What can I get for a $20? Heat vision?
Me: “Snuffleupagus is my co-pilot.”
Hot Tips for America #13
SC: “Yeah, I figured out the book of Revelations and Hollywood is the whore of Babylon.”
Me: “No no, that’s Paris Hilton.”
SC:“…….Hollywood is the whore of Babylon and-“
No one appreciates my sense of humour.
If I site you as my source can I have permission to put the Snuffleupagus quote on a bumper sticker?
Paris Hilton is Hollywood's Whore of Babylon. I belive each city is allowed one, however Paris is the Reigning Queen.
Everyone here appreciates your sense of humor. I'm just sorry you have to suffer for our amusement.Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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If Your Going Through Hell,
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I laughed so hard while reading this thread that I woke up my roommate down the hall.
I'm sorry, but does anybody else find it hillarious that HTFA Guy is OBSESSED with jerking off? And that he calls it "getting their rocks off"? Maybe I'm just sheltered, but I've never heard it called that before.
Kara, you're right...if there's sweaty guys getting their rocks off, you can almost guarantee that HTFA guy is there. I think I'm going to be avoiding any/all locker rooms for a while. There's nothing worse than finding some creepy guy hiding in an ajacent gym locker getting his rocks off.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou'll have to find an subdue me first. Years of customer service have left me bitter and my dark powers immense. I shall not fall easy to the likes of you, young padawan!
Quoth Gravekeeper View Post....that does make things more difficult. But my resistance is not so easily overcome. Unless we're talking Pocky.
Quoth Lady Heather View PostEveryone here appreciates your sense of humor. I'm just sorry you have to suffer for our amusement.
Our amusement is just a bonus.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Gravekeeper:
Maybe this is a silly question but why didn't you just hang up on him after call 2, 3, 4, 5 etc? He's obviously not calling to order or do whatever things your super-secret job entails, so why tolerate the insanity?
(By the way it's time to change the kitty picture.)Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.
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Quoth Alpha Strike View PostGravekeeper:
Maybe this is a silly question but why didn't you just hang up on him after call 2, 3, 4, 5 etc? He's obviously not calling to order or do whatever things your super-secret job entails, so why tolerate the insanity?
(By the way it's time to change the kitty picture.)
Management is trying to devise some way of combating him now because he won't. Stop. Calling. They're pondering letting the client know, which may actually result in dispatching of the Feds or similar enforcement agencies. Which would be amusing.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHot Tips for America #5
SC: “The only way to win the war in Afghanistan is to send in the Dirty Dozen.”
Even if we did round up any of the cast members that were still alive, I doubt they could do much to turn the tide. Hell, come to think of it, are any of the cast members still alive? Oh, wait, wait, Donald Sutherland is still alive. But he’s not really that scary….or mobile. The poor guy’s 72, leave him alone. He needs a <other client that makes senior accessible shower/baths>’s brochure, not an embroiled ground war.
Still with us are: Ernest Borgnine (91), Jim Brown (82), George Kennedy (83), Trini López (70), Donald Sutherland (72), Clint Walker (81), Stuart Cooper (66), Robert Phillips (83), Colin Maitland (66), and George Roubicek (77).
Gone to the big studio in the sky are: Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, John Cassavetes, Richard Jaeckel, Ralph Meeker, Robert Ryan, Telly Savalas, Robert Webber, Tom Busby, Ben Carruthers, and Al Mancini."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostI had to go check out the Dirty Dozen cast.
Still with us are: Ernest Borgnine (91), Jim Brown (82), George Kennedy (83), Trini López (70), Donald Sutherland (72), Clint Walker (81), Stuart Cooper (66), Robert Phillips (83), Colin Maitland (66), and George Roubicek (77).
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Hot Tips for America #6
SC: “Bush gets his best coke from Columbia!”
Well, duh.
Yesterday a woman called and wanted to complain about 2 doctors and wanted us to look up in our computer any complaints about the doctor. One doctor, she said, gave her a pelvic exam and it hurt so bad; she wanted to complain it was rape. Granted, women have been raped when in a doctor's office, but really, pelvic exams do hurt, sometimes not so bad, depending on the doctor. A painful annual fist-fuck, er, pelvic exam isn't rape. Just find another doctor.Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
I wish porn had subtitles.
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