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  • #16
    Quoth Juwl View Post
    *looks at 'smily', then at thread title* Erm... are you sure that's a hug?
    Yeah, seriously... Look at how the, erm... dominant smiley smiles at the end, there....



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    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #17
      Oh geeze, Andara! You have to point it out?!
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #18
        and the 'submissive'......
        When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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        • #19
          awww. you guys deserve to be punished. So mean to little EQ.

          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #20
            Sorry to rain on the fun parade here, but I'll bet money that the guy hit the redial button.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #21
              That's what I think too Becky, because there's no way you can dial the same number that you've supposedly never dialed before, that fast.
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #22
                Don't bet on it.

                While I do think the guy did hit redial, I can 'touch-type' phone numbers just about as quickly as I 10-key.

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                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                • #23
                  Soon we'll have someone from Tony's Wrecker Service complain about the guy calling up to reserve a hotel room.

                  (Wow! Check out the wrecker on Tony's home page.)
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #24
                    OT but that is a sweet wrecker!

                    On Topic; there number doesn't even resemble the hotels!
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      OT but that is a sweet wrecker!

                      On Topic; there number doesn't even resemble the hotels!
                      I couldn't find a web site for the Tony's Wrecker Service in Houston, and I liked the awesome wrecker.

                      Is the number for Tony's in Houston closer to the Hotels?
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • #26
                        Nope. Doesn't even have the same area code! I wonder what's up with that guy?
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          How come no one listens to me??
                          It's in times like these that I take solace in the fact that somewhere, in a parallel universe, someone keeps calling Tony's Wrecker Service trying to book a room.
                          Just because a customer expects you to put some effort into your job, that does not make them an SC.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth LifeCarnie View Post
                            It's in times like these that I take solace in the fact that somewhere, in a parallel universe, someone keeps calling Tony's Wrecker Service trying to book a room.


                            Thanks, I needed that.
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • #29
                              My new home number is the same as the customer service number for a large bank in my area. to get the bank, you have to dial 1-800 first, but of course people don't. I now get calls all through the night of people, and have had to change the voicemail message to say "to reach *blah* bank, dial 1800 first".

                              I'm no longer nice to the people... I got a call that went like this yesterday.

                              Me:Hello?
                              SC:Is this *blah* bank?
                              Me: You have to dial 1-800 first...
                              SC:So you can't help me?
                              Me: No, I'm not with the bank, you called my home number.
                              SC:But I need to get this done! What's they're number?
                              Me: *gives number*
                              SC: That's what I called, you HAVE to help me!
                              Me:*twitchtwitch*Dial 1-800 first. *hangs up phone*

                              Minutes later...
                              Me:Hello?
                              SC:I just called and spoke with an employee who was incredibly rude.
                              Me: You have to dial 1-800 first, this isn't a bank. *hangs up*

                              Minutes later..
                              Me: *checks caller ID* Oh fuck it, no!!!! *runs and hides in bedroom, phones in the kitchen* Make it stop...
                              Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Seraphim View Post
                                I'm no longer nice to the people... I got a call that went like this yesterday.
                                Actually, you sound like you're being incredibly nice. I would have started cursing when he called back the second time...or if I was awake enough, strung him along for a few minutes. "I'm sorry, sir, but all of our computers are down so I can't help with you with that. No really, all of our computers crashed. That's what we get for running Windows. Sure, you can speak to my supervisor. *New accent* Well, sir, the reason the employee can't help you is because she's not an employee. This is not a bank. I'm being rude because you're an idiot. Idiocy is calling the second time, you moron. Well, fuck you too."
                                "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton

                                "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein

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