No, I'm just dicking with you.

[Difdi]

*New accent* Well, sir, the reason the employee can't help you is because she's not an employee. This is not a bank. I'm being rude because you're an idiot. Idiocy is calling the second time, you moron. Well, fuck you too."

For some reason, I'm imagining the voice of Apu from The Simpsons in place of that "new accent".

[Sliceanddice]

*reads through the thread, giggles to herself and has this to say*
Hey at least he didnt start asking how much your charge per night...

[Ironclad Alibi]

It's in times like these that I take solace in the fact that somewhere, in a parallel universe, someone keeps calling Tony's Wrecker Service trying to book a room.

"You're travelling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

[RetailWorkhorse]

"You're travelling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
Place is a mad house. Feels like being cloned. My beacon's been moved under moon and star. Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?