If I had the power, I'd probably release the guys that sang the Salute Your Shorts song.
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Quoth Seshat View PostSO yeah - do the cutter, and the 3-weeks-off-meds guys have access to medical treatment? Proper psychiatric assessment, treatment, etc?
We do house some Mental Health inmates. The really bad ones, like the cutter guy, also spend a lot of time at the state Mental Health Correctional Facility. They usually bounce back and forth between us and them.
The cutter, he does this sort of thing all the time. He also has a long history of battering staff. Once in awhile, our Mental Health director decides he needs to go spend some time at the Mental Health facility, so we transport him. He goes there, gets bored, starts assaulting staff, they get tired of him, and send him back to us. It's a cycle. We have a few guys like that. It's kind of a game.
One inmate, who is our most notorious poo-flinger, likes the food at the mental health facility they have around the holidays. So he'll stop taking his meds, go nuts, and get sent there. Then he gets bored, starts beating people, and they send him back.
Now, the guy I've been dealing with, he is still being held for his Diagnostic program. All male inmates spend 8-12 weeks at our facility, where we classify them based on their behavior, mental health status, and so on. That determines if they are going to be minimum, medium, or maximum custody. This guy is obviously going to be placed on Special Management and sent to the Mental Health facility.
As far as inmates going off their meds, if they tell the nurse they don't want their meds, all she can do is note the inmate's refusal. We can't force them to take meds. Well, we can in extreme cases. If they pose a serious danger to themselves or others, they'll be strapped to a bed in the Infirmary and given a "happy shot." Needless to say, the cutter spends a lot of time there."You are loved" - Plaidman.
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Thanks, Kara. That does reassure me - and reduces my desire to rant about the situation.
I do think it's sad that we don't have any good way to handle our extreme cases of mental illness. But at least there's medical help available, and their medications are readily accessible (in a controlled sort of way - which, alas, is necessary).Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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The only thing I can really add to this discussion is that the "white" you saw in the wound that was too shallow to be bone was probably muscular fascia or a fatty tissue deposit. The story was a little disturbing to me, but I'm trying to not let it bother me too much, as I'm planning to major in Biology (Computational Biology, specifically, as although biology has always fascinated me, I have an interest in and aptitude with math and computers as well), and the inner workings of people and animals are part of that.
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Wow. I am a jaded female. I read the whole thing without even putting down my pizza.
The only thing that made me hesitate about the cutter was to wonder how many pints it must have taken to coat an entire wall. (I think it's not so much, though, blood spreads further than you'd think it would.)
I think I ought to consider a new line of work..."Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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Blood and viscera don't really faze me. It's the other bodily excretions (urine, feces, vomit, etc.) that gross me out when I see them. So I don't think I'd last a minute working in a prison. That, and having to protect myself from the more violent prisoners.
Kara, you're a better woman than I am.
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Quoth crazylegs View PostPeople in custody come up with more and more inventive ways to hurt themselves, I have been told (ie haven't seen for myself) this tale. It will need to be highlighted because it is VERY graphic and involves self harm. -------> A prisoner used a plastic spoon to cut open his scrotum, split open his testes and unravelled the tubes. All with a plastic spoon. <-----------
I've heard tales of people swallowing plastic forks, inserting various articles into various orifices, its just not pleasant.
Kara, you have my utmost respect for doing a job I couldn't handle doing.
A woman on the show had cut her arms and inserted earthworms under her skin. A dozen or so earthworms were living under her skin. She had given them names, and didn't want them removed. Shudder.
That's it. Sweet dreams tonight."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostHighlight below for a description.
(This poster is a big fan of Gory movies, TV blood, Medical Dramas, Police Dramas, anything forensic and The Cold Case Files on A&E.)Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostThe grossest thing I have ever seen was on one of them. Highlight below for a description.
Btw if you watch it again, she made up names for them as they pulled them, it's not that she had previously named them all.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostWhich show was this? I'd like to hunt down the episode and watch it.
(This poster is a big fan of Gory movies, TV blood, Medical Dramas, Police Dramas, anything forensic and The Cold Case Files on A&E.)
There is a Russian version (5+ minutes version) on Youtube. Here it is in English (1 minute 43 seconds).
It is also described in detail in a blog."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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As a fellow former cellphone CSR myself, let me just say that call center work should me mandatory prep for jobs like Kara's because working at one, you learn not to take shit from anybody. You also learn how to deal with the craziest, stupidest, most bizzare people around."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant
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Quoth Kara View PostMy crazy animal-noise poo-eating guy was transferred to the mental health facility. Now what am I going to do for entertainment?
And you'll likely get more where he came from, too.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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