To stop drive-offs we block certain pumps in the evening. This usually involves some combination of out of order signs, traffic cones, and employee's cars parked in front of the pumps. My car's quite small so it can only block one pump, so I had traffic cones in front of the others.
SC comes along and parks behind the traffic cone. Then gets out of his car and moves the cone. Then moves his car forward. I turn the pump off. After a few minutes of waving and shouting, SC enters the store.
SC: Is that pump broken?
Me: Yes, that's why there's a traffic cone there. (I know a lie, but it's better than telling him that we turned it off because people like to steal from those pumps and have him yell at me about accusing him of being a thief)
SC: What traffic cone?
Me: You must have seen it (they're 4 feet tall)
SC: Hang on. (goes outside, moves his car to another pump, moves the cone back, gets a grand total of $6 of fuel, comes back and pays)
Personally I think he was a would-be drive-off guy. $6 in the car he was driving is enough to get you to the next petrol station.
SC comes along and parks behind the traffic cone. Then gets out of his car and moves the cone. Then moves his car forward. I turn the pump off. After a few minutes of waving and shouting, SC enters the store.
SC: Is that pump broken?
Me: Yes, that's why there's a traffic cone there. (I know a lie, but it's better than telling him that we turned it off because people like to steal from those pumps and have him yell at me about accusing him of being a thief)
SC: What traffic cone?
Me: You must have seen it (they're 4 feet tall)
SC: Hang on. (goes outside, moves his car to another pump, moves the cone back, gets a grand total of $6 of fuel, comes back and pays)
Personally I think he was a would-be drive-off guy. $6 in the car he was driving is enough to get you to the next petrol station.
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