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    1) Man and wife. Rude from the second they step in my dept. I was, as usual, by myself and the line at the register is backed up. Man walks up to me and asks me to get something down for him. I tell him that I will do it in just a few, when I get through the line.

    Get through the line, grab hook and walk over. He wants a dress for his wife. Of course the size he needs is at the very BACK and I have to take them all down to get to it. Of course, he objects to holding the dresses that I pull down in an effort to get to the one he wants. (most people actually OFFER to do this.)

    He bitches that we should leave the hooks out so that people can use them. I say, trying to be humorous.."Well, if we did that, then people would wind up having things fall on their head and that would not be very good." He says..." Maybe it will kill them. We need less people in the world anyway. I bite my tongue instead of helping him off the nearest cliff.

    2) Woman comes in with a return. No receipt. Says it was an anniversary gift from her husband. The item?? Is a plain T-shirt. Husband of the year, there.

    I explain that without a receipt, she gets the 30 day low price, which was $7.99. She whines that it came off a $14.00 rack. I re-explain that she gets the LOWEST PRICE OVER THE LAST 30 DAYS*. The shirt had gone on clearance for $9.99 and we had an extra 20% off, bringing it down to $7.99.

    The woman then started cussing me out, screaming that it was on the $14.00 rack... It was an ANNIVERSARY gift....This is a racket and you know it.

    I ask her if she wants her $8.00 or not. She takes it, but her head re-explodes when I tell her that it has to go on a store card.

    *how can people not understand this?? It has been a policy of almost every store for years, yet I get so many people who do.not.get.it.

    3) General gripe. I am the ONLY one in my dept. The ONLY one at the cash wrap (with 4 registers) There is a sign thats states clear as day 'line starts here'. Why oh why do people gather in a loose crowd around every single register? My manager bitches me out for this. I told her that you could put a big, huge, flashing sigh that says "hey stupid, the line starts here" and they would not notice. I try to tell people where the line is, but they either don't move or bitch about having to move. I only serve people in line, so they do eventually move.

    Seriously, my DD has understood the concept of a line for years. Why can't grown adults?


    4) Woman comes in with her daughter looking for prom dresses. Most of the schools in our area have already had their prom, Daughter's prom is that weekend and the last school in the area to have theirs. It is Thursday. Take a guess about our selection of prom dresses.

    Woman bitches about the poor selection, of course it is alllll MY fault. She then asks if we do made to measure because her daughter is tall and a bean pole. I tell her that we do not. That starts off another screaming session and again, it is alllll my fault.

    She actually said "I demand to know WHY you do not do made to measure!!11!!" I just inform her of a shop in another mall across town that still has plenty of dresses and given that they are also a bridal shop, perhaps they can fix a dress to fit. Yet another rant, this one about not having to drive all over town to find a dress at the last possible second for her pwecious widdle.

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    Quoth retaildrone View Post
    1)I explain that without a receipt, she gets the 30 day low price, which was $7.99. She whines that it came off a $14.00 rack.
    If it was a gift, how does she know what rack it came off of or how much it cost?
    ~~*

    "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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    • #3
      The lady shopping for a Prom dress for a Prom that's on the weekend & she's just now shopping for one on the Thursday before? Sucks to be her then...lol.

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      • #4
        1st guy - "We need less people in the world..." Good, sir, let's start with you. *stabby stab with the hook*

        2nd lady - with the lovely anniversary plain t-shirt. Where did you catch your man? I have been looking all over for a good one!

        3rd lady - Thanks for procrastinating until the last possible minute. Thanks for NOT accepting responsibilities for your actions. Thanks for believing that your child is the ONLY child going to prom and therefore should have the best possible selection, made to order, off the rack, at the last possible minute. No, you are not an entitlement whore - you're THEE entitlement whore.
        Last edited by friendofjimmyk; 05-06-2008, 06:52 PM. Reason: took out excessive quote...sorry
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        • #5
          I can imagine the Prom dress mom decided to wait last min. so that the dresses left would be 75-90% off. Of course, that means there's nothing left. I imagine if she did find a dress she would scream at you for an additional 50% off since you know that no one else is going to come in to buy a Prom dress. ugh.
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          • #6
            Okay, now, depechemodefan.
            Don't go spreadin' no blasphemous rumours...
            ~~*

            "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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            • #7
              Quoth retaildrone View Post
              He says..." Maybe it will kill them. We need less people in the world anyway.
              And sadly he will never understand the irony of his words. Then again, when my wife drags me to the mall, I'm often filled with a similar kind of nihilism and loathing of humankind as a whole. So in a way, I can relate to Captain Asstard. But unlike he, I keep these thoughts to myself and try not to make any poor retail drone's day any worse.
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              • #8
                Quoth Demonoid Phenomenon View Post
                If it was a gift, how does she know what rack it came off of or how much it cost?
                The one she brought back did not have a tag, so she grabbed one off the rack. Of course, she grabbed the shirt that had been placed on the wrong rack.

                I forgot to add that she whined that the tag said $22.00. Thing is, we NEVER sell anything for full price. Never. They set a 'full price' that is a crazy mark up, so the 'sale' looks all the much better.


                Quote:
                Originally Posted by friendofjimmyk]
                1st guy - "We need less people in the world..." Good, sir, let's start with you. *stabby stab with the hook*
                Oh, I was tempted.

                Quote:
                Originally Posted by friendofjimmyk View Post
                2nd lady - with the lovely anniversary plain t-shirt. Where did you catch your man? I have been looking all over for a good one!
                I know, right! she better keep him under wraps lest some other woman steal him away!

                Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                And sadly he will never understand the irony of his words. Then again, when my wife drags me to the mall, I'm often filled with a similar kind of nihilism and loathing of humankind as a whole. So in a way, I can relate to Captain Asstard. But unlike he, I keep these thoughts to myself and try not to make any poor retail drone's day any worse.
                Oh, I know the feeling. I often come home with an 'I hate the universe' attitude, but I'd never say such a thing!
                Last edited by retaildrone; 05-07-2008, 04:07 AM.

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                • #9
                  Quoth retaildrone View Post
                  I forgot to add that she whined that the tag said $22.00. Thing is, we NEVER sell anything for full price. Never. They set a 'full price' that is a crazy mark up, so the 'sale' looks all the much better.
                  Kinda misleading. In fact, if it's never sold at full price, I'm not even sure that's legal. Guess it depends on which country/state you're in.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth fish3k1 View Post
                    Kinda misleading. In fact, if it's never sold at full price, I'm not even sure that's legal. Guess it depends on which country/state you're in.
                    I really have no idea what the laws are. Every once in a while, they have a BOGO offer, so perhaps that is how they get around it?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fish3k1 View Post
                      Kinda misleading. In fact, if it's never sold at full price, I'm not even sure that's legal. Guess it depends on which country/state you're in.
                      Not really.. it's easy to get around. You can sell any item for any price you want. What she's saying is they never had any intention of actually selling the item for $22, hence making that an "artifical" retail price and making the "sale" look a lot better. There's really no way to prove otherwise.
                      I will never go to school!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth retaildrone View Post
                        1)
                        He bitches that we should leave the hooks out so that people can use them. I say, trying to be humorous.."Well, if we did that, then people would wind up having things fall on their head and that would not be very good." He says..." Maybe it will kill them. We need less people in the world anyway. I bite my tongue instead of helping him off the nearest cliff.



                        4) Woman comes in with her daughter looking for prom dresses. Most of the schools in our area have already had their prom, Daughter's prom is that weekend and the last school in the area to have theirs. It is Thursday. Take a guess about our selection of prom dresses.

                        Woman bitches about the poor selection, of course it is alllll MY fault. She then asks if we do made to measure because her daughter is tall and a bean pole. I tell her that we do not. That starts off another screaming session and again, it is alllll my fault.
                        1) killing that guy with a reach pole would take too long and have too much blood spatter. I'd go with a box knife if no cliff was available.

                        4) I bet she's never priced made-to-measure. and OH! to be a fly on the wall if she did try to get made to Measure in a formal with that little time. One of my secondary skills is seamstress, and I would totally you want it when?? before asking her to leave in the middle of the inevitable rant. It's possible, yes, but the surcharge would make most people green (or red) about the face. This is part of why I don't sew for others.

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                        • #13
                          I have sewn for others. She'd have been paying upwards of $800 for that dress. Up front. Nonrefundable. If it was a simple design. And if they brought me the fabric, pattern, and thread on arrival.

                          Clueless.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth retaildrone View Post
                            He bitches that we should leave the hooks out so that people can use them. I say, trying to be humorous.."Well, if we did that, then people would wind up having things fall on their head and that would not be very good." He says..." Maybe it will kill them. We need less people in the world anyway.
                            Funny how the people who spout this view never offer to start the queue, or even get in it. Take a stand, man!
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                              The lady shopping for a Prom dress for a Prom that's on the weekend & she's just now shopping for one on the Thursday before? Sucks to be her then...lol.
                              Actually, I think it sucks to be her daughter. My guess is that girl will be out of that house the moment the clock hits midnight plus one second on her eighteenth birthday, probably on the back of some random biker's Harley. And the mother will come storming back into retaildrone's store screaming and sobbing and threatening to sue, because it's all the store's fault because they didn't have a prom dress in stock two days before the prom, and her daughter's prom was ruined, and her daughter's self-esteem was crushed, crushed! because she had to miss her prom, and her boyfriend dumped her, and now, look, look! what you've done, it's all your fault! sob, sob, sob!
                              Last edited by wagegoth; 05-07-2008, 07:59 PM.
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