Today at the Fine Chinese Goods store

[Evil Queen]

Sorry, then the confusion is mine!

I know guy's like teddy bears too. My boyfriend adores my big teddy bear. He says it's because Charlie (my bear) is cuddly.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I have short hair. I think it's just 'cause i look (somewhat) like EQ.

I thought you were going to marry ME!!!!

Oh, YEAH! *Snaps fingers* Uhm....how do you feel about three-somes?

[jerkface11]

All that happened in ONE day? sheesh

[NightWatch]

not to toot my own horn, but i have a decently sized chest. we're not talking pamela anderson sized knockers here, but you can definately see that they're there through a sweater... i once cut my hair uber short, and despite the makeup, and the tits, and the feminine figure, i got called "sir" a LOT... so i know how you long-haired gents feel.

[Ninja Chocobo]

Lmao I just read that too, it's fantastic I'll have to remember that next time I see me a street-preacher.

It's also stolen from bash.org, or somewhere else. But I saw it on bash.org.
See: http://bash.org/?583977.
Warning: many of the rest of the quotes contain language, racism, sexual references, and other unsavoury stuff.

[RetailWorkhorse]

It's also stolen from bash.org, or somewhere else. But I saw it on bash.org.
See: http://bash.org/?583977.
Warning: many of the rest of the quotes contain language, racism, sexual references, and other unsavoury stuff.

Came straight from Bash.org. I never claim to have said it first or anything. I just think it's funny and oddly enough have YET to be able to use it (figures).