One bill to rule them all...

[Talon]

Heard this one from a co-worker we'll call J..

Our company offers multiple services. As such we have the option of billing all services to One Bill.

J's cuss-tomer actually wanted to know why he was getting bills every month. His logic? If it's called One-Bill, he should only ever get billed once!

I can only assume that as soon as he took the One Bill in his hands, his intelligence vanished..

[Blinky]

Well, you could always just send him one bill...that would pay him up for the next 20 years!