Do. Not. WANT!!!

[Lace Neil Singer]

This customer may not be an SC in the purest sense of the word, but it certainly was sucky as far as I and the other unlucky people around are concerned.

This woman was pushing round her trolley. She was dressed in a pair of low riders and a short t-shirt; when she dropped her bag, she bent over to get it... showing every single person nearby a very unpleasant builder's cleavage.

I don't want to see that, thanks very much! If you must wear low riders, then at least wear a shirt that covers your butt!

[Boozy]

Rule for Not Looking Like a Complete Skank:

If you get the legs out, put the boobs away - and vice versa.

[Sheldonrs]

Like the saying goes, 'You don't get customers if you don't advertise". :-)

[Umingmaq]

How many times do I have to tell you, it's not what you want, but what you NEED.

Oh, you didn't need to see that either.

Never mind.

Summer is here in California, and I'm afraid I'll be seeing way too many things I neither want nor need to have seared into my retinas.

[tropicsgoddess]

Summer is here in California, and I'm afraid I'll be seeing way too many things I neither want nor need to have seared into my retinas.

I'm in Florida and summer is sneaking up on us soon....so welcome to the club.

[karma_gypsy]

I've had to witness that too many times .... I don't want to see your fanny! Sometimes, when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

[BlaqueKatt]

If you get the legs out, put the boobs away - and vice versa.

what if it's hot?


wondering what the pool attendants would say to me swimming in a bikini top and jeans, or bikini bottoms and a parka.....

[Arm]

I've had to witness that too many times .... I don't want to see your fanny! Sometimes, when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I used to wish I had marbles or ice cubes that I could drop in there. Just because. I figure, if they're showing it to me, they must want me to do SOMETHING with it. Or about it. And if they're just plain not smart enough to know what wearing those clothes will look like when they stand, sit, move, walk, whatever... then tormenting them will help them learn, and become better people! It's practically a service to humanity, when you think about it.

Granted, I'm a male, so ordinarily I'm in favor of exposed female bodies... but come on now, I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of guys out there who say, "Gee, you know, the sexiest part of a woman's body? That's gotta be the top half of her ass crack."

Legs? Great. Boobs? Nice. Top half of your sweaty ass-crack? Not so much.

[Pagan]

I'm in Florida and summer is sneaking up on us soon....so welcome to the club.

Along with the crowd here in Albuquerque!

[StarSong]

wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I used to wish I had marbles or ice cubes that I could drop in there. Just because.

Disclaimer: This is totally immature, but I think I was about 12 when it happened, so...

Anyway, my sister and I were with our parents at some sort of boring event that involved sitting on bleachers in a high school gym. There was a nasty middle aged man sitting in front of us who had a ton of ass crack sticking out of his pants. There was also a sizeable gap between his crack and his pants. So we started throwing little pieces of paper into said gap. Crack Man never appeared to notice. I wonder if he was surprised when he stood up and felt a little something crunchy in there.

[Andara Bledin]

Sometimes, when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

Seriously! ... I want to drop popcorn, myself... light, and crunchy!

Granted, I'm a male, so ordinarily I'm in favor of exposed female bodies... but come on now, I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of guys out there who say, "Gee, you know, the sexiest part of a woman's body? That's gotta be the top half of her ass crack."

Gah. I saw some woman on a bike today with lowrise jeans that barely came up around the curve. What is it with women who can't manage to buy pants in the size they actually wear?

^-.-^

[Becks]

but come on now, I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of guys out there who say, "Gee, you know, the sexiest part of a woman's body? That's gotta be the top half of her ass crack."

Hmmmmmmm. I think I should check out the porn board I'm a member of.

[JLG]

I've had to witness that too many times .... I don't want to see your fanny! Sometimes, when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

A girl at work is constantly wearing pants that show her crack no matter if she is bending over or just standing at the register. All shift I have to walk over to her and pull her shirt down. I keep telling her to buy pants that are not so low. She just giggles and says "Ya I know, huh"

[RayvenQ]

A girl at work is constantly wearing pants that show her crack no matter if she is bending over or just standing at the register. All shift I have to walk over to her and pull her shirt down. I keep telling her to buy pants that are not so low. She just giggles and says "Ya I know, huh"

Next time grab a few icecubes and just drop them down there, that ought to teach her.

[tamezin]

I've had to witness that too many times .... I don't want to see your fanny! Sometimes, when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

Pun Intended
I am sure they wouldn't miss the point and you would make a very pointed statment, very sharp.....Ouch