Do. Not. WANT!!!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Next time grab a few icecubes and just drop them down there, that ought to teach her.

I always want to drop ice cubes down a builder's cleavage; that'll larn em. XD

[chainedbarista]

when the person leans or bends over and the pants sink so low, I just want to walk by and drop a pencil/pen in there ...

a coworker of mine from WAAY back related a story about plumber's cleavage to me:

she was about nine or so when this happened, so it's a child's mind that 'wins' the day here.

plumber comes in to fix the kitchen sink at her house on a weekday afternoon. she has gotten home from school and goes in to get her favorite drink (chocolate milk) when she gets a 'full crack' expose'.

since the view wasn't particularly pleasing, she decided the crack could use some 'filling...' with her chocolate milk.

[Andara Bledin]

A girl at work is constantly wearing pants that show her crack no matter if she is bending over or just standing at the register. All shift I have to walk over to her and pull her shirt down. I keep telling her to buy pants that are not so low. She just giggles and says "Ya I know, huh"

It's not that the pants are too low; they're too small. I've got some extra low-rise Levis that I adore. I'm a bit on the heavy side, but since I actually bought pants that fit, I never end up showing ass-crack to anyone. And I don't have any disgusting muffin-top issues, either, even though I'm decidedly fluffy.

^-.-^

[Kogarashi]

A girl at work is constantly wearing pants that show her crack no matter if she is bending over or just standing at the register. All shift I have to walk over to her and pull her shirt down. I keep telling her to buy pants that are not so low. She just giggles and says "Ya I know, huh"

Where I worked, she would've been sent home to change her clothes each day that she wore those. Showing off anything between the bottom of the shirt and the top of the pants was against dress code, and being sent home to change was the standard "remedy."

[ta2ooed1]

plumber comes in to fix the kitchen sink at her house on a weekday afternoon. she has gotten home from school and goes in to get her favorite drink (chocolate milk) when she gets a 'full crack' expose'.

since the view wasn't particularly pleasing, she decided the crack could use some 'filling...' with her chocolate milk.

At my house it was the cable guy that was doing the exposure, and one of the dogs that decided it need to be checked out with a cold wet nose guy must have jumped two feet

[Apathy]

Granted, I'm a male, so ordinarily I'm in favor of exposed female bodies... but come on now, I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of guys out there who say, "Gee, you know, the sexiest part of a woman's body? That's gotta be the top half of her ass crack."

I got a big laugh out of that.

I, also, like to see scantily clad women, but sweet merciful crap, people - there's a limit! Summer would hit my college campus and the slut brigade would be out in force.

It's got to be hard to raise a little girl nowadays. Everywhere they go, looking like a whore is glamorized.

[Arm]

Becky - if even one guy (or girl, or other) in ten says that looks good, let us know, 'cause I'd be very surprised.

Apathy - well, I hope that so long as the parents are good role models, that'll win the day. That and a steadfast refusal to buy the girl My Little Hooker outfits, that is

Starsong - Awesome

Andara - I don't get it either. You're absolutely right- wearing clothes that fit is the only right way to do it... It's just weird that they wear these shirts that come down most of the way, and pants that go up most of the way... I can understand thinking that your back is pretty, or wanting to accentuate the waist, or show off a smooth tummy, but... come on, there's nothing sexy about a squished ass.

[Pagan]

since the view wasn't particularly pleasing, she decided the crack could use some 'filling...' with her chocolate milk.

But....but....what a horrible waste of chocolate milk!

even though I'm decidedly fluffy.

^-.-^

You got that from Gabriel Iglesias didn't ya? That guy is freakin' hilarious....the voices he does!

[Andara Bledin]

You got that from Gabriel Iglesias didn't ya? That guy is freakin' hilarious....the voices he does!

Actually, I got that from here. I think I have some vague memory of hearing it somewhere else (possibly some comedy sketch on tv), but mostly just from people using it here.

^-.-^

[Becks]

Becky - if even one guy (or girl, or other) in ten says that looks good, let us know, 'cause I'd be very surprised.

I haven't found anyone saying that, yet. If I do, though, you guys will be the first ones I tell.

[depechemodefan]

I hate it when you can see their thong. blah.

[Pagan]

I hate it when you can see their thong. blah.

Thanks....now I've got the "Thong Song" stuck in my head!

[Finduilas]

Becky- could you PM me the name of that board?

[Lace Neil Singer]

We've finally got some decent weather over here, so the muffin tops are out in force. -.- Is it really so hard to buy clothes that fit properly? O_o

[crazylegs]

We've finally got some decent weather over here, so the muffin tops are out in force. -.- Is it really so hard to buy clothes that fit properly? O_o

For some, yes, apparently the sizes in 'hookers r us' are specifically designed to shrink as soon as they are removed from the store.