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Crazy or Drunk Lady. (long)
This happened a couple of months ago when I was working the Audit shift.
Me
CL: Crazy or Drunk Lady
HM: Housemen
BF: CL's boyfriend or something
It was around 2am when an older women walks up to the desk. She looked very tired and claimed that her boyfriend stranded her in the city and she needed a room for the night, fine. I start making her a reservation all is going well untill...
Me: And how would you like to take care of the charges?
CL: I don't have any cash on me.
Me: Thats no problem I can take a credit or debit card.
CL: I don't have that ether. My car broke down and I had to get a ride with some one .
Me: ?? (Ok that is not what she told me a few seconds ago).
CL: I have all kinds of credit cards. If only you knew how much I had, you would fall over to give me a room. But my boyfriend took all my cards when he took my car.
By this time the Housemen walked up to the desk
CL: I live about 20 min. from here and I have all kinds of credit cards (getting upset) If only you knew, If only.
Me: Why don't you ask the person who gave you a lift here to take you home.
CL: I TOLD YOU I WALKED FROM SMALL TOWN 30 MILES AWAY.
HM: You walked 30 miles to get here?
CL: Well I did get a ride. I don't know from who.
Me: Is there someone you can call to come and get you.
CL: My son but he has retardation and I live 3 states away so no one will come and get me.
HM: Didn't you say that you lived 20 min. from here?
CL: No. Give me your phone I will call him.
Son its your mother my car broke down in small town 30 miles away and I walked to *hotel.
She then hangs up the phone wanders out of the building and then comes back.
CL: If only you knew how much I had. I don't understand why you must see my card now I would send it to you when I got home.
HM: I am sorry but she can not help you if you can't pay for the room now.
CL: I understand that. Give me the phone I want to call my son and tell him to come and get me.
Me & HM: ??????
CL: son my car broke down with all my money and credit cards in small town 30 miles away and I am in larger town 50 miles away.
Me: No you are in erie.
CL: Right my car is in erie. (she hangs up the phone and begins to stare at me)
Me:
Do you know where your car is
CL: Erie.
Me: ? If you tell us where your car is the housemen can take you to it in our shuttle van.
CL: Oh its in the Nights out parking lot.
Me: This is Nights Out.
HM: Let me take a look at it for you I might be able to fix it.
CL: Its not broken
Me: I am sorry what.
At this point her boyfriend comes in the doors.
BF: Oh here you are our room is down this way.
CL: (looks at me then at her boyfriend). I would have in the room earlier but she refused to tell me our room number.
ME & HM:
And with that they walk off never to be seen again.
Me
CL: Crazy or Drunk Lady
HM: Housemen
BF: CL's boyfriend or something
It was around 2am when an older women walks up to the desk. She looked very tired and claimed that her boyfriend stranded her in the city and she needed a room for the night, fine. I start making her a reservation all is going well untill...
Me: And how would you like to take care of the charges?
CL: I don't have any cash on me.
Me: Thats no problem I can take a credit or debit card.
CL: I don't have that ether. My car broke down and I had to get a ride with some one .
Me: ?? (Ok that is not what she told me a few seconds ago).
CL: I have all kinds of credit cards. If only you knew how much I had, you would fall over to give me a room. But my boyfriend took all my cards when he took my car.
By this time the Housemen walked up to the desk
CL: I live about 20 min. from here and I have all kinds of credit cards (getting upset) If only you knew, If only.
Me: Why don't you ask the person who gave you a lift here to take you home.
CL: I TOLD YOU I WALKED FROM SMALL TOWN 30 MILES AWAY.
HM: You walked 30 miles to get here?
CL: Well I did get a ride. I don't know from who.
Me: Is there someone you can call to come and get you.
CL: My son but he has retardation and I live 3 states away so no one will come and get me.
HM: Didn't you say that you lived 20 min. from here?
CL: No. Give me your phone I will call him.
Son its your mother my car broke down in small town 30 miles away and I walked to *hotel.
She then hangs up the phone wanders out of the building and then comes back.
CL: If only you knew how much I had. I don't understand why you must see my card now I would send it to you when I got home.
HM: I am sorry but she can not help you if you can't pay for the room now.
CL: I understand that. Give me the phone I want to call my son and tell him to come and get me.
Me & HM: ??????
CL: son my car broke down with all my money and credit cards in small town 30 miles away and I am in larger town 50 miles away.
Me: No you are in erie.
CL: Right my car is in erie. (she hangs up the phone and begins to stare at me)
Me:
Do you know where your car isCL: Erie.
Me: ? If you tell us where your car is the housemen can take you to it in our shuttle van.
CL: Oh its in the Nights out parking lot.
Me: This is Nights Out.
HM: Let me take a look at it for you I might be able to fix it.
CL: Its not broken
Me: I am sorry what.
At this point her boyfriend comes in the doors.
BF: Oh here you are our room is down this way.
CL: (looks at me then at her boyfriend). I would have in the room earlier but she refused to tell me our room number.
ME & HM:
And with that they walk off never to be seen again.
. Biscuit.
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