When I had just turned 18 I worked at a Taco Bell, this particular store was heavy traffic especially around 1-3am, the drunk rush as I called it.
For those who don't know first hand the experience of a drunk rush, they are very...unique. Looking past the fact that most of these people are just leaving the many different bars and night clubs in the area and are driving heavily intoxicated, their moods are extreme.
One drunk person can push every button you have without even knowing it and put you in a horrible mood, and the very next will be so entertaining that you forget all about the prick beforehand.
One particular night we were in the midst of the wonderful drunk rush and cars were wrapped around the building and backed out into the street as usual for a friday.
We closed our dining room at 10pm every night, leaving only the drive-thru open. I was working the line this night with my manager and my best friend was working the window.
It was a fairly typical rush for the most part, but at one point I turned my attention from the line and looked out into the dining room. From the line it was easy to see into the dining room, and from there into the parking lot because the front of the store was basically all windows.
When I turned my head I noticed a man standing directly infront of the store at the largest window there was. At first it was just odd to see a guy standing there, but after a second I noticed what it was he was standing there for.
"Is he doing what I think he is doing?" I asked my manager.
At my words both my manager and friend looked out to see the guy. Indeed he was doing exactly what I thought. Directly across from that huge window was a secluded area, with bushes even. This guy however thought it would be a better idea to pee all over our window while he was waiting in the long line of cars.
We all had a good laugh about the random man peeing on the store, and then after he had returned to his car my manager got the cops on the phone(At this location, on a friday or saturday night it wasn't unusual for us to have the cops swing by for one thing or another).
We knew exactly which car the man got back into with his girlfriend and decided to stall them once they got to the window until the cops arrived. Their food was ready but my friend would tell them every couple of minutes that it would take a couple more minutes.
So the cops are on their way, we have the guy who marked our store sitting at the window. What makes the story better is that when they came to the window my friend noticed two things right off. The first thing was that the guy had a joint lit and was smoking it, the second and more entertaining in my opinion is that my friend went to school and was friends with the girl driving the car. Had we known that it was his friend's boyfriend peeing on the store we probably would have just laughed and went about our business.
The cops arrived and approached the car, and shortly after cuff the guy and take him off. I assume the girl wasn't drunk because she wasn't arrested for driving drunk. Her reaction to her boyfriend JUST being arrested?
"Can you take two tacos off that order, I'm not going to need them now."
For those who don't know first hand the experience of a drunk rush, they are very...unique. Looking past the fact that most of these people are just leaving the many different bars and night clubs in the area and are driving heavily intoxicated, their moods are extreme.
One drunk person can push every button you have without even knowing it and put you in a horrible mood, and the very next will be so entertaining that you forget all about the prick beforehand.
One particular night we were in the midst of the wonderful drunk rush and cars were wrapped around the building and backed out into the street as usual for a friday.
We closed our dining room at 10pm every night, leaving only the drive-thru open. I was working the line this night with my manager and my best friend was working the window.
It was a fairly typical rush for the most part, but at one point I turned my attention from the line and looked out into the dining room. From the line it was easy to see into the dining room, and from there into the parking lot because the front of the store was basically all windows.
When I turned my head I noticed a man standing directly infront of the store at the largest window there was. At first it was just odd to see a guy standing there, but after a second I noticed what it was he was standing there for.
"Is he doing what I think he is doing?" I asked my manager.
At my words both my manager and friend looked out to see the guy. Indeed he was doing exactly what I thought. Directly across from that huge window was a secluded area, with bushes even. This guy however thought it would be a better idea to pee all over our window while he was waiting in the long line of cars.
We all had a good laugh about the random man peeing on the store, and then after he had returned to his car my manager got the cops on the phone(At this location, on a friday or saturday night it wasn't unusual for us to have the cops swing by for one thing or another).
We knew exactly which car the man got back into with his girlfriend and decided to stall them once they got to the window until the cops arrived. Their food was ready but my friend would tell them every couple of minutes that it would take a couple more minutes.
So the cops are on their way, we have the guy who marked our store sitting at the window. What makes the story better is that when they came to the window my friend noticed two things right off. The first thing was that the guy had a joint lit and was smoking it, the second and more entertaining in my opinion is that my friend went to school and was friends with the girl driving the car. Had we known that it was his friend's boyfriend peeing on the store we probably would have just laughed and went about our business.
The cops arrived and approached the car, and shortly after cuff the guy and take him off. I assume the girl wasn't drunk because she wasn't arrested for driving drunk. Her reaction to her boyfriend JUST being arrested?
"Can you take two tacos off that order, I'm not going to need them now."
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