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  • #1

    The customer e-mails just keep on coming...

    Email: Are you saying that my TV is an analog set? Because let me tell you, it is a wide-screen without an antenna on it!

    Email: Let me tell you this. You have lost all reasoning and do not get me at all!

    Email: My calbe broke and my phone did not. I thought you losed one you loose it all.

    Email: No funds will be submitted because you didn’t fix my enternet 2 months ago. You may want to get the show on the road. And by the way, it’s your show and my road.

    Email: I would like to be able to log on to my account!!!! Why is this web page so complicated???? You are freaking me out!

    Email: I have your high-speed service but it is very dull.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
    Email: Are you saying that my TV is an analog set? Because let me tell you, it is a wide-screen without an antenna on it!
    And this is important to the situation because?

    Email: Let me tell you this. You have lost all reasoning and do not get me at all!
    Your absolutely right. I do not get you at all. As to how I have lost all reasoning is beyond me. Would you mind clarifying your position so i might get you.

    Email: My calbe broke and my phone did not. I thought you losed one you loose it all.
    Correct, clearly you have lost the ability to write, so you must also have lost the ability to read. Or it may be the other way around I'm not sure. Of course you probably can't read this so I'm wasting my time

    Email: No funds will be submitted because you didn’t fix my enternet 2 months ago. You may want to get the show on the road. And by the way, it’s your show and my road.
    Actually its the television networks show and the government is responsible for the roads, but I digress if no funds are being submitted you very soon won't have a road from us any more.

    Email: I would like to be able to log on to my account!!!! Why is this web page so complicated???? You are freaking me out!
    The web page is complicated because it weeds out the stupid folks. If we are freaking you out the web page is probably doing its job.

    Email: I have your high-speed service but it is very dull.
    Thats because your not viewing the porn. Porn is pretty exciting. At least thats what some people tell me. Personally I prefer to play video games with my high speed service.

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    • #3
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Email: Are you saying that my TV is an analog set? Because let me tell you, it is a wide-screen without an antenna on it!
      Stupid digital conversion....I can't wait until its over and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief that their set didn't explode.

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      • #4
        Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
        Email: Let me tell you this. You have lost all reasoning and do not get me at all!
        Keep this one. It just might come in handy sometime.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          All five emails are chock full of failure!! . This might be slightly , but the email addy of one of my leads at work is mrsexobject@*****.com.
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
            And by the way, it’s your show and my road.
            I actually like that one.

            "You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer."
            ~Clerks

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            • #7
              Quoth Jewels View Post
              Stupid digital conversion....I can't wait until its over and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief that their set didn't explode.
              The digital conversion is probably the vehicle the machines will use to take over the world. When we're all groveling before our Robot Overlords we'll have to remember that it was all because we wanted better TV.

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              • #8
                I love these.

                I got one this evening from a website I am involved with. The e-mail asks if our site is still up. Might seem like a good question but the dimwit had to go to the site, find and click the contact us button and fill out the form to send us the message. I e-mailed back and told him that I was sorry but the site no longer existed.

                Steve B.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Jewels View Post
                  Stupid digital conversion....I can't wait until its over and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief that their set didn't explode.
                  My GF's TV went out a couple of weeks ago due to a power spike at their place, and I found an older TV to replace it until they can get a better one. Her roommate kept insisting that it HAD to be compatible with their digital cable. She couldn't understand that it would be. Their old TV wasn't digital either...

                  I will probably always have some form of service, so it doesn't matter much to me. So long as I can get SciFi network, I'm happy.


                  Eric the Grey
                  In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                    Email: I would like to be able to log on to my account!!!! Why is this web page so complicated???? You are freaking me out!
                    The 70's were not kind to some people.

                    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post

                      Email: I have your high-speed service but it is very dull.
                      I know one or 2 websites that could definitely liven up things for your client a bit.
                      I will never go to school!

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