Left Overs

[PhiSigGirl1988]

Oh man, I definitely didn't need some of those mental pictures

I do know your name though. I have an "uncle" with that name (not really my uncle, just one of my mom's close friends from work).

[marty]

So here's the real question:
Do you plan on donating your organs to science after your head explodes from taking in too much stupid? I'm of the opinion that one should plan ahead for the near future.

[Tee]

Perhaps a nice little gift basket with the bath beads and those funny little cheese wedges that no one likes. You know, the ones that come in the red plastic wheel.

I like those... >_>

[friendofjimmyk]

spent the next 10 minutes mentally dangling you crotch first above the piranha exhibit at Sea World with a beef jerky cockring on.

Quite the mental image there.

[karma_gypsy]

"JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND LET US PLAY WITH OUR DELICIOUS DICKS!"

With beef jerky cockrings?

[AdminAssistant]

The sad thing is I have a friend who I would shout this out in public. Not because he'd be thinking it, or because he'd be doing anything to warrant saying it, but just to see the look on my face. Oh gods, the things he says to make me look horribly embarrassed.

I had a boyfriend who would do that in public places ALL THE TIME. Luckily, we were both theatre geeks/freaks (I STILL am), and so are exempted from the normal expectations of society.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Ham? Mmmmm haaaaammmmm.

[crashhelmet]

Me: “Ok, and what style would you like it in?”
SC: “Um….ham….ham.......ham moonie?”
Me: “…Harmony?”
SC: “Yeah.”

They didn't want pants. They wanted Moons Over My Hammy. They thought they were calling Denny's. They wanted breakfast.

CH

[edible_hat]

Right, I’ll be legally changing mine then. I’m not entirely sure what I should change it too…….oh right. Mikum. There we go.

For some reason that's the funniest thing I've read on here in weeks.

And I used to knew someone who had an uncle Bob, who was a cop.

What did (s)he say when you said "Bob's your uncle"?