Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Do we have what?

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Do we have what?

    At first I thought this guy was kidding or trying to be a smartass. But he talked and sounded serious.

    He asked me if we had paper clips.



    I work at OfficeMax, for those who don't know.

    If I am lying, may I be struck dead right now.

    Nope, still here.

    I kid you not. He asked me, very seriously, if we had paper clips.
    "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

  • #2
    Maybe he considered the possibility that you could be sold out ?
    "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

    Comment


    • #3
      Well do you??
      I will never go to school!

      Comment


      • #4
        It was probably just a roundabout way of asking where they were. (I've done that. Sorry.)
        "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
        "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
        --Dilbert

        Comment


        • #5
          Quoth freaktard View Post
          It was probably just a roundabout way of asking where they were. (I've done that. Sorry.)
          I can see that, but imagine your first reaction to someone asking that in an office supply store...
          "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

          Comment


          • #6
            You should have told him no.
            Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

            http://www.dywhcomic.com

            Comment


            • #7
              Quoth Apathy View Post
              You should have told him no.
              I couldn't have said it without sounding like a biatch. Seriously.
              "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

              Comment


              • #8
                "Paper clips? Never heard of such a thing. However, we do have a lovely selection of metal twisties designed to hold sheets of paper together."
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

                Comment


                • #9
                  Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                  Well do you??
                  Aw, I was gonna say that.

                  This is the 2nd out of 2 posts I was gonna respond to and someone beat me to it.

                  Not my day, I guess.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Quoth freaktard View Post
                    It was probably just a roundabout way of asking where they were. (I've done that. Sorry.)
                    If you go to the front and see the door? Go out that and take a left, keep walking and don't stop. You'll see them eventually.

                    Seriously through, I've done the same thing from time to time. Sometimes the mouth acts before the brain does and it goes out as "Do you have eggs?" instead of "where are your eggs?" (In a super market)
                    MMO Addicts group

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      This is funny . . .

                      You know, reading this thread reminded me of a scene from an episode of M*A*S*H . . .

                      Hawkeye (Alan Alda's character) was talking on the phone with a general, and the following dialogue ensued :

                      General : Now, Captain, do you have a stethescope handy?
                      Hawkeye : . . . We're a medical unit!

                      “Excuse me. Is this bracelet real jade?”
                      “Ma’am, this is a thrift shop. The tag on the bracelet says $1.50. It comes with a matching mood ring. What do you think?”
                      “I don’t know.”
                      “Yes, it’s real.”

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                        "Paper clips? Never heard of such a thing. However, we do have a lovely selection of metal twisties designed to hold sheets of paper together."

                        ok, i seriously just had a rule #1 violation... at work too...

                        thank you becky, you just made my day a lot better

                        now back to the phones to have our callers make it a lot worse
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Paper...clips? Paper and clips? It's the way of the future that is!
                          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Ah the good old brain to mouth filter...

                            Mine failed me today, too... Had a customer call in asking about a problem with service on her phone...when I got around to giving her the tech support number, I told her that she could dial [3 digit number] from her phone to talk to them from there... Then asked if she wanted the 800 number...

                            Her response: "well, I'd like the 800 number since my phone has no service right now..."

                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Smileyeagle, you're welcome.
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

                              Comment

                              Working...