Ever wonder what's in an SC's wallet?

[Becks]

Anyway, what were you doing with your socks off in a movie theatre?

I didn't do it.

The sock stealing fairy did.

[Victoria J]

I have done this so many times that I don't even blink anymore. But the only time I ever find the damn things (earring, necklace, whatever) is because I shift and feel it slither down my chest. Creeeeeepy!

The is mostly from the fact that it was a 3 inch long earring covered with spiky ornaments. How I missed it down there I'll never know.

(I'm a large woman - there and sadly everywhere else - but it's still an impressive thing to mislay in your cleavage. Normally I just end up getting popcorn down there).

I was walking down the road sadly after having not recovered it in the cinema despite waiting for the lights to come on, and waiting while the screen was cleaned etc. They were one of my favourite pairs of earrings, and it was my birthday, and I was terribly upset. Then suddenly I felt a spikiness and triumphantly plunged my hand in and fished it out in the middle of a crowded street. The person with me was a bit embarrassed, but I was just so pleased to have found it.

Victoria J

[cinema guy]

I didn't do it.

The sock stealing fairy did.

Darn, he gets everywhere. Usually in my laundry hamper.

When cleaning a screen today there was something on the floor - looking like a not-too-clean cloth. I picked it up and it was a stuffed animal, obviouly much loved, with not a lot of stuffing left in it. I took it outside and mum and daughter were just coming back to find it. And all was right with the world.

[Becks]

Cute story, C G.

[wolfie]

Im most confused about the Half a 5 bill
why would he keep it?

Most likely explanation is one I've seen in fiction - it's a claim check for a load of illegal cargo. When the arrangements are made, one person takes a bill (usually a single - maybe a fin was the smallest he had) and tears it in half, with one half being given to the person who will deliver the goods and the other to the person who will pick them up (U.S. paper money has the serial number in 2 places). At the pickup, the person claiming the goods hands over their half of the bill and the delivery person makes sure the serial numbers match before handing over the goods.

With the 3 IDs in different names, I'd suspect that there's some "fishy" reason for the half bill.

[depechemodefan]

We once found a purse in the dinning room. It sat in the office for a couple of days then we decided to open it and see if we could find who the owner was. Inside it was some cheap makeup, plastic jewelry and a HUGE vibrator. Nothing to say who the owner was though. A week or two later a woman comes in asking about the purse so we go back to get it for her. When we brought it up front she handed it to her daughter (who looked about 12) and said here's your purse sweety take better care of it next time.

I was hoping it was more of a massager then a phallic-shaped vibrating toy, but not likely, huh?

My favorite "lost and found" (which I may have posted previously) was a purse in a bar. I was cleaning and found same, dug for a wallet, found ID and called woman....
She comes by before 10 and I let her in. She brushes past me when she sees her purse at the bar, grabs it and leaves. No hi, bye, or thanks.
Sad thing is, I could have made her life MISERABLE - there was lots of cash, credit cards, birth control pills, speed, and marijuana in the bag. If common courtesy doesn't make you polite to the person that reunites you with your possessions, you would think common sense would make you at least minimally polite to him for not turning you in or stealing from you or harassing you!

If you still had her number, I would have posted it on the bathroom wall. hee.

One day the Children's librarian was going through books, seeing their conditions when she found an envelope full of money, checks and a deposit slip inside of a pop-up book. Of course she called the person it belonged to. Looking at the deposit slip it was about 5 months in the book. It was a Sat. when the money was found and the person showed up on Sunday for it.

[Zell]

- half of a $5 bill

Quick! Increase his criminal charges by busting him for defacing government property!

[jerkface11]

I was hoping it was more of a massager then a phallic-shaped vibrating toy, but not likely, huh?
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No luck there think Ron Jeremy powered by multiple D-cells.