This is kind of a minor thing, but I always find it very amusing.
We don't have a photocopy machine at our lab. Why we don't, I'll never know; it would pay for itself in about 2 days. But I digress.
Note that by photocopy, I'm talking about like a Xerox machine. You know. For copying documents. If you want to copy a photograph and make photographic prints, that's different, but not your everyday paper-to-paper copies.
A lot of customers come into our store and ask me if we do photocopies. We don't, sorry, but in the 500 building just down the block, there's a copy place.
Without fail, guess what EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER asks me right after I say this.
"Are you sure you don't do copies?"
The hell did I just say to you?
Incidentally, the worse the weather, the bitchier they are when they find out they have to walk half a block. Also incidentally, no matter how bad the weather, these idiots NEVER have an umbrella (keeping in mind that they have PAPER documents that need to be copied).
We don't have a photocopy machine at our lab. Why we don't, I'll never know; it would pay for itself in about 2 days. But I digress.
Note that by photocopy, I'm talking about like a Xerox machine. You know. For copying documents. If you want to copy a photograph and make photographic prints, that's different, but not your everyday paper-to-paper copies.
A lot of customers come into our store and ask me if we do photocopies. We don't, sorry, but in the 500 building just down the block, there's a copy place.
Without fail, guess what EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER asks me right after I say this.
"Are you sure you don't do copies?"
The hell did I just say to you?
Incidentally, the worse the weather, the bitchier they are when they find out they have to walk half a block. Also incidentally, no matter how bad the weather, these idiots NEVER have an umbrella (keeping in mind that they have PAPER documents that need to be copied).
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