SCs who crap on the floor

[aurelemsrealm]

One time when I worked at a different store, the manager sent me to clean up a mess in the men's room. There was vomit all over the toilet and the sink. The manager ended up having to clean up a worse mess because I threw up all over the floor as soon as I saw the mess. I didn't even have time to clean up the mess I'd been sent to clean before my stomach let loose with its own bout of fury. I wasn't going near the toilet or sink because someone else had already thrown up on them, so I just stayed near the floor drain. Talk about a bad mess. I don't know how she withstood it. I have a strong stomach for most things, but cleaning messes involving feces and vomit are two things that turn my stomach.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I will not clean up bodily fluids of any sort. At a job, I mean. I have never cleaned up bodily fluids of any sort. The day I am asked to clean up bodily fluids of any sort is the day I tell whoever's doing the asking to kiss my shiny narrow ass and quit that job on the spot.

I'm serious. I've never been paid enough to do that. You know why? Cuz there AIN'T ENOUGH to get me to clean up shit or puke from some stranger somewhere. How do I know I'm not being exposed to disease or whatever?

I know people do it all the time, and my hat's off to them. They are better than me, that's for damn sure.

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

I was cleaning at my store and was called to the restroom. One woman laid 4 turds on the floor, along with urine! How disgusting! Bad enough they are rude, now they crap on the floor!

C'mon a grown woman did that? Is she mentally sick I mean she needed a companion to watch over her retardedness right?

[Neo_Classic]

I will not clean up bodily fluids of any sort. At a job, I mean. I have never cleaned up bodily fluids of any sort. The day I am asked to clean up bodily fluids of any sort is the day I tell whoever's doing the asking to kiss my shiny narrow ass and quit that job on the spot.

I'm serious. I've never been paid enough to do that. You know why? Cuz there AIN'T ENOUGH to get me to clean up shit or puke from some stranger somewhere. How do I know I'm not being exposed to disease or whatever?

I know people do it all the time, and my hat's off to them. They are better than me, that's for damn sure.

My feelings exactly. I'd rather quit then to do something like that. I have such a weak stomach too.

[Kara]

Yet another reason I'm glad I got out of the world of retail. I have customers, but I am merely a voice in their ear. Now if they want to drop a log on the bathroom floor, throw up on the bread, or let their kids (or themselves) pee all over the place, that's just fine with me. Because they're at home (hopefully) and they can clean it up.

I think one of the worst ever was when an employee came in when I worked at Kroger and had her 6 year old daughter with her. The girl kept telling her she needed to to to the bathroom and she just kept saying that she'd have to wait until they check out (the bathroom was upstairs near the break room, BTW). Finally, they get in my line, the poor girl is squirming in the seat of the cart, and finally she pees her pants, the cart, and subsequently, the floor.

The coworker? She just smiles at her daughter and says, "Oh, poor thing. You tried to hold it." Then she shakes her head and tells me I'd better get one of the sackers to clean that up, and she'd leave the cart at the door so they could clean that too.

If I hadn't been on the clock, I would have made that girl an orphan right then and there.

This same idiot also fled her apartment when the building caught on fire, and left the girl surrounded by flames all around her bed until she was rescued by firefighters. Nearly died of smoke inhalation, but she made it.

[Acolyte]

What an epic failure of a woman. I hope she winds up in a hole of a retirement home.

[Catwoman2965]

OUt of the far reaches of my memory...i remembered this one. 1986, living at the beach, while in college, and waitressing. Waitressing for the summer at a casual "family style" restaurant. There was a family, with a small child, in diapers..said child had the runs, and it leaked out of the diaper....parents up and left, leaving the mess behind on the chair, booster seat and CARPETED floor.. I don't remember details, but one of us employees had to clean it up..i just remember it was NASTY.

Um, if you know your kid has the shits, PLEASE don't bring them out in public! That's just gross....

[bendertiger]

Still begs the question of how the hell does it get on the ceiling? Unless they're hovering upside down?

I know I shouldn't laugh, but why did that remind me of the simpsons movie? How did the pigtracks get on the ceiling? Spiderpig spiderpig...

Unfortunately I think some of them must physically pick up the shit and throw it on the ceiling

[mattm04]

I was paged to the mangers office one day. When I got they he informed me that there was no porter. This can never be good. He tells me there is a mess in the bathroom. Something took a dump and managed to get shit on the floor, walls, sink, mirror AND CEILING. Someone tried to clean it with a mop, but only managed to smear it all over. He retrieved the hose which we can attach the chemical sprayers to the end. After putting on latex gloves and chemical resistant gloves and a face mask and goggles we knocked the ceiling tiles and light covers down with a pole and bagged them and threw them in the dumpster. I then went to work spraying cleaner over everything. Let it sit, rinsed, resprayed and repeated this three times before it was all gone. Sprayed the walls with sanitizer a few times, washed the floor and let it dry for a few minutes before letting customers in. If customers asked what happened in the bathroom because all the ceiling tiles were gone we told them a pipe broke. I got a $40 gift card for it.

[Despina83]

Maybe I'm sick, but this thread just kills me .

[NightAngel]

Maybe I'm sick, but this thread just kills me .

My guess then is that you have never been the one dealing with it.

You won't find it so amusing then.

[Anakah]

Cleaning up someone else's bodily functions is just plain gross. I have the upmost respect for the janitors and anybody else who can stomach such things. I think Janitors and anybody else who has to clean up messes like that should be getting paid a lot more than we know they are.

What is wrong with people!? Thank god we have a private bathroom in the cage.

I was at the mall one time, just sitting there (on the toilet) minding my own business when... SPLAT! I look over and right next to my shoe is something brown. The lady next to me somehow missed the toilet and was crapping on the floor. I was horrified and got out of there quickly. I'm sorry but I don't know how you can miss it! I know it sounds fake but trust me, not something I'd ever want to make up.

[Catwoman2965]

I'm at a loss as well as to HOW people can get it everywhere....on the floor, next to the toilet, or in the general viciinty, I can kind of see, its still nasty, but EVERYWHERE, including nowhere near the toilet? That has to be deliberate. And for someone to actually want to do that...there must be something wrong with them.

I also have respect for people who have to clean that stuff up, and clean bathrooms, on a regular basis. I always wonder if people do things like that at home...slightly OT, but at my job, we have small garbage cans in each stall, WITH bags, for ladies to put their used female products in. However, I'm amazed at the number of them who just toss them in, don't use the bags, or even wrap them in tp....EEEWWWW - that's just nasty too. And the poor cleaning poeple who have to empty them every night....they deserve a medal.

[Tito]

At my store we have a crazy lady who comes in, takes a dump, then picks it up and draws on the walls with it!

That is nasty! If you know who it is & she keeps doing it, can't she be banned from coming in there?

[AirHostess]

The worse I had was menstrual blood and vomit over the loo. Sealed it off and we got a cleaner to come in when we landed.

Oh and people who would vomit all over the seat and not tell you, you'd be doing your checks after the passengers got off and come across it. Disgusting!

I always refused to clean up anything like that, not my job!