My boyfriend and I had a short notice BBQ last night which sent us to the grocery store for supplies. Y'know the usual buns, fruit, paper plates, potato salad...
Well, I forgot to take the two tubs of salad out of the fridge for people to dig into. So back I went to the store today to return them (we're going out of town at the end of the week, the salads would just go bad).
CS = Customer Service Gal
Me = No Longer the Stalker Magnet I once was
DG = Drunk Guy (keep in mind it's 2:15 in the afternoon!)
Me: I bought these yesterday and forgot to serve them so I'd like to return them.
CS: Ok
DG: (off to the side) WHAT?!
CS: I have to get change, I'll be right back.
DG: You eat that stuff, you'll die. It'll kill you.
Me: Yeah, I don't think so. (I wish I had just ignored him)
DG: I wouldn't even give that shit to my kids!
Me: Obviously I didn't serve it to my friends...
CS: $9.68 back. Thank you.
Me: Thanks. Good luck.
DG: <incoherent ramblings I'm thankfully walking away from>
Oiy. Remind me not to go to the store on Sunday afternoon anymore.
Well, I forgot to take the two tubs of salad out of the fridge for people to dig into. So back I went to the store today to return them (we're going out of town at the end of the week, the salads would just go bad).
CS = Customer Service Gal
Me = No Longer the Stalker Magnet I once was
DG = Drunk Guy (keep in mind it's 2:15 in the afternoon!)
Me: I bought these yesterday and forgot to serve them so I'd like to return them.
CS: Ok
DG: (off to the side) WHAT?!
CS: I have to get change, I'll be right back.
DG: You eat that stuff, you'll die. It'll kill you.
Me: Yeah, I don't think so. (I wish I had just ignored him)
DG: I wouldn't even give that shit to my kids!
Me: Obviously I didn't serve it to my friends...
CS: $9.68 back. Thank you.
Me: Thanks. Good luck.
DG: <incoherent ramblings I'm thankfully walking away from>
Oiy. Remind me not to go to the store on Sunday afternoon anymore.
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