You Must Be This Smart To Buy A Hot Dog

[Apathy]

I can see it now.
SC; "Judge, I hurt myself touching THEIR machine after I was told not to use it in that way, and now I want to be compensated."
Judge: "Wait. You were told NOT to touch the hot metal and yet you proceeded to touch it anyway."
SC: "Yes. Make them pay for it."

Hmm...

Oh, it would end like this:
Judge: Fair enough, SC. We'll compensate you for your suffering. The defendant is ordered to pay one hundred bazillion dollars to the plaintiff, and you must now label the machines to warn future dumbasses.
Company Rep: But there are already warnings on them! They were pointed out to the SC!
Judge: You're in contempt!

[Samaliel]

My point, exactly. Nobody wants to take the chance to have a Stella Award Winner.

[powerboy]

Oh, it would end like this:
Judge: Fair enough, SC. We'll compensate you for your suffering. The defendant is ordered to pay one hundred bazillion dollars to the plaintiff, and you must now label the machines to warn future dumbasses.
Company Rep: But there are already warnings on them! They were pointed out to the SC!
Judge: You're in contempt!

Sadly, it would happen like that.

[Argabarga]

There was a time when people like him got picked off when the herd moved, oh how I miss those days.....