Okay, so as those who have been playing along at home know, I work in collections. No, we are not the ones that buy 17 year old debt and/or call your grandmother about your bill. I call businesses all over the USA because they owe us money for what ever the hell they bought.
I swear I get at least once a day "Can you take so much off the bill?" "Could you take off the late fees?" No, no I can not, even if I was inclined to do so, which I'm not. You see, this would make boss man very angry with me and I would rather face your wrath than his, mmkay? I like to make boss man happy, so that he doesn't throw me out the door and/or break my legs.
No, trying to sweet talk me won't work either, it just creeps me out, especially if your another woman, so knock it off.
I don't care how much you scream that you just must have my last name, it's not going to happen. Sure, I'll get boss man on the phone, but he will not give it out either and will make you feel like an idiot for even asking. You see, boss man is very concerned about the safety of his employees and will not give out our last names. He doesn't want us to have to have us deal with stalkers and yes, it has happened, not to me, but to others.
No, we are not over seas, do I sound like I'm calling from over seas? I have been told I have a Midwestern accent, but I don't know how that would make you think I'm calling from over seas.
So, in closing, just pay the bill and we will both be much happier people. Oh, and no, I can not say that you will be talking to me again if you don't pay. There are others who call too, so next time it might be one of them, sorry.
I swear I get at least once a day "Can you take so much off the bill?" "Could you take off the late fees?" No, no I can not, even if I was inclined to do so, which I'm not. You see, this would make boss man very angry with me and I would rather face your wrath than his, mmkay? I like to make boss man happy, so that he doesn't throw me out the door and/or break my legs.
No, trying to sweet talk me won't work either, it just creeps me out, especially if your another woman, so knock it off.
I don't care how much you scream that you just must have my last name, it's not going to happen. Sure, I'll get boss man on the phone, but he will not give it out either and will make you feel like an idiot for even asking. You see, boss man is very concerned about the safety of his employees and will not give out our last names. He doesn't want us to have to have us deal with stalkers and yes, it has happened, not to me, but to others.
No, we are not over seas, do I sound like I'm calling from over seas? I have been told I have a Midwestern accent, but I don't know how that would make you think I'm calling from over seas.
So, in closing, just pay the bill and we will both be much happier people. Oh, and no, I can not say that you will be talking to me again if you don't pay. There are others who call too, so next time it might be one of them, sorry.
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