Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!

[Rosakala]

So I get this call from a customer wanting to make a phone payment on his account. Kay, that's no biggie I pull up the screen and start getting his info. During a slight lull in the conversation because I'm typing, I hear a soft gasp in the background and an 'Oh honey that feels so good!' in that tone of voice. (Ya'll can guess easily enough.) I blink and hope I'm just imagining things and continue on. A few seconds later I hear more comments in the background that couldn't possibly be mistaken for anything other than two people having a 'good time'.

At that point all I could think of was ew ew ew ew ew! A few more comments floated in the background before I could disconnect the call sadly, but I was able log out for few minutes afterwards. Augh. I have no idea if he was doing the deed, as his voice sure as hell didn't sound like it, watching porn, or if he was playing voyer while another couple was going at. At any rate who the hell calls in while doing any of that?!

I need a drink.

[TealJellyfish]

OK the thread title says it all.... Here have some brain bleach!

[bainsidhe]

Please tell me you work for a company that allows you to disconnect calls if they are threatening or obscene. Yucky.

[One-Fang]

Even if you don't a quick 'Whoops, don't know what happened to the phone there' incident seems called for!

Bleugh!

[Samaliel]

I need a drink.

Here, have a dozen shots on me. Is vodka okay ?

[tropicsgoddess]

I need a drink.

Here's one on me (a 6 pack) . Hopefully that'll be a good mind eraser for ya.

[Mamadrae]

I got a bottle of whiskey with your name on it.

[depechemodefan]

Ewww. That is just gross. Hopefully he wasn't calling from prison, though

[olstar18]

I gotta shotglass of moonshine that might help.

[AdminAssistant]

I have some Jack Daniels that I'm more than happy to share!

[Rosakala]

While we are allowed to disconnect calls if they are using foul language directed specifically at us or racial slurs, I'm not sure where this would have fallen in. Since it was a phone call for a payment I would have likely been told to 'suck it up'. Anything else that would have taken a lot longer to handle and I could have probably disconnected no problem.

And if any of ya'll can smuggle me some WKD Vodka Blue I'll love you forever for it. Fell in love with the stuff while stationed in Iceland and now that I'm stateside it's not imported over here.

[Pixagi]

He could have been getting a massage. I make sex sounds when getting a massage, as does my boyfriend, especially when a pressure point is hit. Howeve3r, there is a difference between flat out pleasure sounds and the crappy porn star sounds.

But either way, it sounds icky.

Once I answered the phone for the porn site and got a "Hey" then total male porn star sounds.

I hung up.

[Rosakala]

There is that possibility, but I doubt it. The tone of voice was definately the porn type. *sighs* I have been sadly told that on the side that handles the mastercard account they have had this problem before.

[Pixagi]

There is that possibility, but I doubt it. The tone of voice was definately the porn type. *sighs* I have been sadly told that on the side that handles the mastercard account they have had this problem before.

Icky. I hate the porno voice. Hell, I hate it IN porn, let alone out of porn, and especially when at work.

[Alpha Strike]

So I've had calls where folks were: using the bathroom (both #1 and #2 - yes I could tell ), taking a bath, exercising, having arguments with other people, at work, eating, drunk/doped up, and in the middle of class.

I can thankfully say I've NEVER had anyone call me while having sex though. Ugh.