Yes, we sell hand held showers. I will point you to the display and if you need, I can explain how to install one. That is really all the interaction we need to have on the subject.
No, I don't want to know what you were doing that caused you to break your old one.
No, I don't want to know what you intend to do with your new one.
No, I don't care about your medical issues that make you want a hand held shower.
No, I don't want to know about why your girlfriend wants you to have a hand held shower.
No, I really don't want to know if there is a vibrator attachment for that hand held shower. In fact, I think I now need to go stab out my eyes before that mental image wins.
And for the record, I do not need any of the following information to sell you a hand held shower:
The year you got married
How many wives you have had
Why you think Ford makes a better vehicle than Dodge
The details of your recent trip to the doctor
Why picking a color to dye your hair is such a trauma for you
What prescription medication you take
What non-prescription medication you take
What non legal medication you take
What medication you really should take but don't
Your opinions on gay marriage
What church you attend
This isn't kindergarten. You don't have to share anymore. Here is the hand-held shower display, I'm going to go find a liquor store now.
No, I don't want to know what you were doing that caused you to break your old one.
No, I don't want to know what you intend to do with your new one.
No, I don't care about your medical issues that make you want a hand held shower.
No, I don't want to know about why your girlfriend wants you to have a hand held shower.
No, I really don't want to know if there is a vibrator attachment for that hand held shower. In fact, I think I now need to go stab out my eyes before that mental image wins.
And for the record, I do not need any of the following information to sell you a hand held shower:
The year you got married
How many wives you have had
Why you think Ford makes a better vehicle than Dodge
The details of your recent trip to the doctor
Why picking a color to dye your hair is such a trauma for you
What prescription medication you take
What non-prescription medication you take
What non legal medication you take
What medication you really should take but don't
Your opinions on gay marriage
What church you attend
This isn't kindergarten. You don't have to share anymore. Here is the hand-held shower display, I'm going to go find a liquor store now.
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