I went by to check on a table last night, and asked if they were doing alright. It was a family that had been pretty well behaved up until now...when the father figure (it was a family of 5) decided to open his mouth:
father: Um...I think you should be careful when you pick up that cup.
me: What? *looks at mentioned cup*
father: My son......*long pause* he...My son *makes awkward puking gesture* in the cup.
me: Your son...he puked in the cup?
father: Well, he couldn't quite make it....
me: I guess that's better than the floor.
father: Could you take it away now? *makes scrunched up disgusted face* It smells horrible.
me: No kidding, it's a cup of throw up.
father: It's better than all over the booth. *laughs*
me: *tries not to leap over the table and pour the cup o' barf on his head*
So....I had to go into the back and dump this kid's cup of puke into the trash.
My boss asked me what the hell I was doing, and I turned to her and simply said, "I just got handed a cup of barf. "
The look on her face? Priceless.
And...thank you Pit of Despair. I have another reason to loathe my job.
father: Um...I think you should be careful when you pick up that cup.
me: What? *looks at mentioned cup*
father: My son......*long pause* he...My son *makes awkward puking gesture* in the cup.
me: Your son...he puked in the cup?
father: Well, he couldn't quite make it....
me: I guess that's better than the floor.
father: Could you take it away now? *makes scrunched up disgusted face* It smells horrible.
me: No kidding, it's a cup of throw up.
father: It's better than all over the booth. *laughs*
me: *tries not to leap over the table and pour the cup o' barf on his head*
So....I had to go into the back and dump this kid's cup of puke into the trash.
My boss asked me what the hell I was doing, and I turned to her and simply said, "I just got handed a cup of barf. "
The look on her face? Priceless.
And...thank you Pit of Despair. I have another reason to loathe my job.
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