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  • #1

    I was on a roll.

    Young girl came in with her baby. She wanted cigs. Time for my spew:

    Me: May I please see your ID
    Girl: Yeah, her! *points to her baby*
    Me: ....
    Girl: I have a kid!
    Me: My cousin had a baby at 14. Doesn't prove anything.
    Girl: Then your cousin is a whore.
    Me: .... wow. Thats making me wanna sell you even more now is it? (sarcasm)
    Girl: You need to sell to me! Its the LAW!
    Me: ?!?! .... So is going to school, but you failed that.
    Girl: WHAT?
    Me: ... you heard me.
    Girl: !?!!?!?!? I'm NEVER SHOPPING HERE!!! GIMME MY CIGS! NEVER SHOPPING HERE>

    Me: ...Wow and they say dreams don't come true!
    Girl: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
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  • #2
    You sir, are full of win.

    This deserves a victory dance.

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    • #3
      *There is no greater gift than to be reborn with every heartbeat*
      *Grudges should only be held for as long as it takes to deliver a proper vengence!*

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      • #4
        Oh very very nice!

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        • #5
          I only WISH I could think that fast! Bravo! *claps*

          1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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          • #6
            Quoth Kali View Post
            You sir, are full of win.

            This deserves a victory dance.
            How about an Albanian one?

            I was trying for something else, but the only other ones I could find were anime clips and doofy home videos.
            ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
            And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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            • #7
              .wow. She thought her ID was her baby? Or at least that would work? Then insults your cousin????

              Good win! What a dumby.
              When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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              • #8
                Plaidman: 1 SC: 0 !!!!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #9
                  I've had people try that before. It never works.

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                  • #10
                    And don't even get me started on her smoking around her baby.

                    You rock.
                    Women can do anything men can.
                    But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
                    Maxine

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                    • #11
                      Good work.
                      Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

                      http://www.dywhcomic.com

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                      • #12
                        Alas, they're breeding...
                        "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                        • #13
                          Me: My cousin had a baby at 14. Doesn't prove anything.
                          Girl: Then your cousin is a whore.
                          Me: .... wow. Thats making me wanna sell you even more now is it? (sarcasm)
                          What a retard.

                          Also, baby could be her kid brother, or to go to her level "the baby of your crack-smoking mama."
                          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                          Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                          I wish porn had subtitles.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Plaidman View Post
                            Young girl came in with her baby. She wanted cigs. Time for my spew:

                            Me: May I please see your ID
                            Girl: Yeah, her! *points to her baby*
                            Me: ....
                            Girl: I have a kid!
                            Me: My cousin had a baby at 14. Doesn't prove anything.
                            Girl: Then your cousin is a whore.
                            Me: .... wow. Thats making me wanna sell you even more now is it? (sarcasm)
                            Girl: You need to sell to me! Its the LAW!
                            Me: ?!?! .... So is going to school, but you failed that.
                            Girl: WHAT?
                            Me: ... you heard me.
                            Girl: !?!!?!?!? I'm NEVER SHOPPING HERE!!! GIMME MY CIGS! NEVER SHOPPING HERE>

                            Me: ...Wow and they say dreams don't come true!
                            Girl: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

                            beautiful..
                            I will never go to school!

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                            • #15
                              Around here, prime child bearing years are 14-18..........so sorry, kids don't count as proof of age, just proof of non use of birth control...
                              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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