Tales from the Graveyard Shift!

[Samaliel]

What the - ? Who honestly thinks that way ?

Dear Zod, it's... Gah. I think I can feel my front lobe melting down and pouring into my sinuses. Please, make the pain stop !

[Ironclad Alibi]

I did see a sign once that said 'Homo. Milk' and I did a double take. I figured it out in about two seconds though. It's great that guys supports his son, too bad he's an asshole as well.

Borden's used to advertise their milk came from contented cows. Maybe homo. milk comes from gay cows.

[fireheart]

Oh, dear.. I've spawned a whole conversation on the orientations of various milks. :P

For the record, 2% and 1% are totally getting it on in the cooler. >.> And what about ice creams..?

Ice-creams are just plain frigid. THey don't like annnnybody.

Hehe, homo milk.

[Fungus]

That's awsome! If you poor Homo Milk in a bowl of Grape Nuts, and someone asks you what you are having for breakfast, you can say "Nuttin' Homo"!

[Hobbs]

Trans? Or Non-trans (no trans fats...)

I'm more curious about chocolate milk.

speaking of trans...if a transexual went missing, would his/her picture be put on a carton of Half&half?

[jedimaster91]

MK, does, of all things, a Jedi hand wave: "This /be/ a valid ID."
Me, glassy-eyed slightly cross-eyed stare: "This is a valid ID.."
MK: "Really, yo?"
Me: "Crap no. Get out of my freaking store before I call the police, 'homes'."

*a la Bib Fortuna* He's no Jedi.

I so wish I could be snarky like that and get away with it.

[Gerrinson]

Dramatis personae:
Myself, freakishly tall, freakishly large, funny hair, the works.
The man I dubbed Dudley, barely five and a half feet, almost as wide as he is tall, balding, and grumpy.

So, a Giant and a Dwarf are standing in a convenience store...

/geek
//nerd
///That makes me a neek.
////The neek shall inherit the earth!
/////It's Friday and I want to go home. But I can't yet. And I think my brain is breaking because of it. I submit the above as evidence. I can haz weekend nao?

[Moggie]

*awards Gerrinson one weekend*
*awards Pyrogoeth one internet cookie*

I want a picture of you with a daisy in your hair....