Aparently I'm suppose to pull a tow truck out of my butt.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

As far as I'm concerened, we should give WI to Canada. They can have MI too.

Somehow, I doubt Canada would be stupid enough to take us.

[Imogene]

Well, if you shoved all the things up your butt that customers have undoubtably told you to,

You should be having enormous trouble going to the bathroom now, or getting constant references to "Junk in the trunk"... either or.