So, I'm sure that at least some people watch "The Boondocks"
Two nights ago I'm tearing tickects when I end up living out a scene from one of the episodes.
CW: Clueless woman
CM: Clueless man
Me: your hero
CW comes up to me with a bag of popcorn in her hand , ready to give me her ticket to be ripped.
CW: Why don't the concessionists put the butter on the popcorn for you?
Me: Cause that would make too much sense
This goes right over her head.
CM: But why?
Me: (trying to save face and move things along) Cause, not everone likesbutter on their popcorn
(thinking, why would every single person want butter on their popcorn? Nopt everyone has the same tastes)
The guy goes wide eyed like I've just slapped him
CM: Not like butter?!
dear God, please just go
Me: Theatre 12, have a good one
Two nights ago I'm tearing tickects when I end up living out a scene from one of the episodes.
CW: Clueless woman
CM: Clueless man
Me: your hero
CW comes up to me with a bag of popcorn in her hand , ready to give me her ticket to be ripped.
CW: Why don't the concessionists put the butter on the popcorn for you?
Me: Cause that would make too much sense
This goes right over her head.
CM: But why?
Me: (trying to save face and move things along) Cause, not everone likesbutter on their popcorn
(thinking, why would every single person want butter on their popcorn? Nopt everyone has the same tastes)
The guy goes wide eyed like I've just slapped him
CM: Not like butter?!
dear God, please just go
Me: Theatre 12, have a good one
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