we close at 9 on sundays. it was quarter after and we still hadnt gotten the last people out because they decided that closing time would be a good time to do a mail out to a prison. im playing bouncer when i see a car roll up and young woman get out. i meet her at the door and tell her we're closed and just waiting on the last people to leave.
"but i know exactly what i want! please please please please!"
"no im sorry, i cant let you do that."
"please please please please! i googled it and i know you have it!"
"no, sorry. and google doesnt know what we have. did you call to make sure? did we put it on hold for you?" (here the hopeful smile gradually left her face.)
"please please please?"
"no im sorry." and i let the door close.
2 minutes later, and still waiting for the last minute fuckers to get out, someone else pulls up and i yell from the door "im sorry, we're closed!"
"aw but i know what i want!"
"sorry."
"dang."
if you knew what you wanted, you would've been here sooner. chumps.
"but i know exactly what i want! please please please please!"
"no im sorry, i cant let you do that."
"please please please please! i googled it and i know you have it!"
"no, sorry. and google doesnt know what we have. did you call to make sure? did we put it on hold for you?" (here the hopeful smile gradually left her face.)
"please please please?"
"no im sorry." and i let the door close.
2 minutes later, and still waiting for the last minute fuckers to get out, someone else pulls up and i yell from the door "im sorry, we're closed!"
"aw but i know what i want!"
"sorry."
"dang."
if you knew what you wanted, you would've been here sooner. chumps.
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