Stop stealing Apartment 9's paper. There's a reason why I write in big black letters outlined in silver "PROPERTY OF BUILDING 1 APARTMENT 9 IF YOU ARE NOT THE AFOREMENTIONED SUBSCRIBER, DO NOT TAKE THIS PAPER!!" and apparently you either can't read or don't know what the term "aforementioned" means. I'm guessing both.
Apartment 9 has called and complained about my "horrible delivery service" twice, which, even though my manager knows I am delivering it to him as I have snapped cell phone video proof of this delivery, still gets me god damn logged complaint and therefore removes me from any chance of getting my damn 25 bonus dollar gas subsidy this week. I use a gallon and a half every time I do this bloody route it's so far away.
And you, people who request your paper on the porch for no other reason than you are lazy: Go f yourselves. Don't complain when my toss is off by a few centimeters to the right of your door instead of directly on your mat, and complain it wasn't actually on your porch. You're screwing my complaint record up too.
OH MY GAWD MAH PAPER IS SITTING AGAINST THE FIRST STEP OF MY STOOP INSTEAD OF MY DOORMAT, DAMN LAZY ASS PAPER GIRL, SHE SHOULD STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC ON THIS ROAD SO SHE CAN GET OUT OF HER CAR AND ADJUST MY PAPER TO PERFECT PRESENTATION !111ELEVENTY
PS: This job is 10x better than retail ever was, so dont think I'm seeing red, just annoyed at 4.25 per gallon failure because some people are too lazy to walk an extra step (literally) for their bloody brick of a saturday paper.
Ok I feel better.
Apartment 9 has called and complained about my "horrible delivery service" twice, which, even though my manager knows I am delivering it to him as I have snapped cell phone video proof of this delivery, still gets me god damn logged complaint and therefore removes me from any chance of getting my damn 25 bonus dollar gas subsidy this week. I use a gallon and a half every time I do this bloody route it's so far away.
And you, people who request your paper on the porch for no other reason than you are lazy: Go f yourselves. Don't complain when my toss is off by a few centimeters to the right of your door instead of directly on your mat, and complain it wasn't actually on your porch. You're screwing my complaint record up too.
OH MY GAWD MAH PAPER IS SITTING AGAINST THE FIRST STEP OF MY STOOP INSTEAD OF MY DOORMAT, DAMN LAZY ASS PAPER GIRL, SHE SHOULD STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC ON THIS ROAD SO SHE CAN GET OUT OF HER CAR AND ADJUST MY PAPER TO PERFECT PRESENTATION !111ELEVENTY
PS: This job is 10x better than retail ever was, so dont think I'm seeing red, just annoyed at 4.25 per gallon failure because some people are too lazy to walk an extra step (literally) for their bloody brick of a saturday paper.
Ok I feel better.
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