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  • #1

    Random Musings

    Customer: I got the cable fever!

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    Me: Turn on the box. It will probably say "loading data" on your screen.
    Customer: No! It says "loading data!"

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    Customer: Every now & again something happens to my TV. I've probably done these things to my TV.

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    Customer: My digital box isn’t working. You know what? You’ve been messing with my “unit” for years & I’ve about had it!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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  • #2
    Dancin' With Myself

    Hands OFF the "unit'!
    ~~*

    "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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    • #3
      1. You know, there's probably a pill to help with that.

      2. You obviously weren't excited enough!

      3. Random and mysterious occurances? Sounds like a job for Scooby-Doo! He'll find out who really did it!

      4. I wish someone would mess with mine. Make a nice change of pace.
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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      • #4
        Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
        Customer: I got the cable fever!
        I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?
        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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        • #5
          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          3. Random and mysterious occurances? Sounds like a job for Scooby-Doo! He'll find out who really did it!
          It was me! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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          • #6
            1. And the prescreption is more cable.

            2. Trying to put enthusiasm into his life

            3. Clueless

            4. CRAP!!! He's on to us!!!!!
            The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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            • #7
              Oh, dear. I need to
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?
                Cable fever feels more like having rabies, I think. At least, you'd think that with the way the cuss-tomers act.
                The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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                • #9
                  Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                  I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?
                  What about Pac Man Fever?
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #10
                    Quoth protege View Post
                    What about Pac Man Fever?
                    It's driving me crazy!



                    I wonder how many people here, besides you and myself, even get the reference.

                    God, I'm getting old.
                    Sometimes life is altered.
                    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                    Uneasy with confrontation.
                    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MadMike View Post
                      It's driving me crazy!

                      God, I'm getting old.
                      At least we don't have to visit the arcade with everything we made
                      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                        I see. Now, is that closer to jungle fever, disco fever, or dance fever?
                        Quoth protege View Post
                        What about Pac Man Fever?
                        DEATH FIRST!

                        Guess what business I'm in.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth protege View Post
                          At least we don't have to visit the arcade with everything we made
                          Speak for yourself.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                            Customer: I got the cable fever!
                            Well I hope he got over that . . .

                            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                            Me: Turn on the box. It will probably say "loading data" on your screen.
                            Customer: No! It says "loading data!"
                            Maybe you didn't say "loading data" correctly?

                            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                            Customer: Every now & again something happens to my TV. I've probably done these things to my TV.
                            And this person wants you to help them how . . .?

                            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                            Customer: My digital box isn’t working. You know what? You’ve been messing with my “unit” for years & I’ve about had it!
                            Did he ask you to ever mess with his 'unit'?
                            This area is left blank for a reason.

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                            • #15
                              Was number 4 one of your "quickies"?

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