My Epiphany

[Jay 2K Winger]

And it HAS to be Billy Mays on the commercial. Has to. That guy can sell anything.

I can't be the only one to think he TALKS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME, even at home.

"THESE POTATOES ARE GREAT, HONEY!"

[Soetkin]

I had heard about cow hearts linked up to a battery as a masturbatory device, but microwaved liver is a new one to me.

[trunks2k]

Look, all due respect for the guys here, but I personally know a guy who was so desperate he turned to liver.

I'm not kidding you, he zapped it a few seconds in the microwave, and then made sweet, sweet love to it.

I've been told that this wasn't exactly uncommon for soldiers to do in WWI and WWII ('cept they didn't have microwaves).

[trunks2k]

Friend of mine works as a Nurse. A girl came in one night with a (now dead) buggery gar stuck up her ****.

What's a buggery gar?

[cinema guy]

A budgerigar. A small colourful bird, like a parakeet.

Maybe the woman in question really loved her budgie and so ed it. A buggery gar however, would go up the back.

[Binky]

What's a buggery gar?

oopsie daisy LOL misspelled that big time. My bad. HAHAHAH I'm a shocked with spelling!

But yes, it's a small colourful bird, normally blue. green, yellow or white. There are other colours but they are the ones I've seen the most.