All this talk about people of both sexes behaving in a creepy manner makes me ask. What's you "Sorry buddy I'm working so stop creeping me out!" story?
I'm not creeped out by the random desperate guys hitting on my on the phone, I can handle that and laugh, it's the ones that come across as future Unibombers and Ted Bundys that freak me out.
Once I was training someone and they took seven orders from a guy, a flower delivery for every day of the week. The orders all looked innocent but when you put all seven of the card messages together they read "Elijah is coming" "I am" "Elijah" "Coming" ""For You" "To Take Your" "Life". We turned the creep into the cops in the area. Turns out he was a dangerous stalker targeting some poor girl he vaguely knew.
Second McCreeperson I dealt with was a guy a few weeks ago that seemed perfectly normal until I started taking down his card message. It read something like this...
"Sara, I wish I knew why you were so mad at me. I forgive yor for sending me to jail for ten years and I want to see you and lil' Kayla again. I need you in my life and I can't live without you. You were wrong for sending me to jail but I want you back and would do anything...blah blah blah more in this same vein ~ unibomber style ~ you better forgive me if you know what's good for you! Call me in the nut hut at 555-555-1212~ You know what I'm like when I get mad so don't make me mad!"
I kept smiling and saying 'yes sir, yes sir' even though my skin was crawling. He was demanding I call the apartment complex office he thought she might be living at, call him back and tell him if they said she lived there. I said 'yes sir' and we promptly turned him over to the cops in his ex wife's area. Another stalker.
I'm not creeped out by the random desperate guys hitting on my on the phone, I can handle that and laugh, it's the ones that come across as future Unibombers and Ted Bundys that freak me out.
Once I was training someone and they took seven orders from a guy, a flower delivery for every day of the week. The orders all looked innocent but when you put all seven of the card messages together they read "Elijah is coming" "I am" "Elijah" "Coming" ""For You" "To Take Your" "Life". We turned the creep into the cops in the area. Turns out he was a dangerous stalker targeting some poor girl he vaguely knew.
Second McCreeperson I dealt with was a guy a few weeks ago that seemed perfectly normal until I started taking down his card message. It read something like this...
"Sara, I wish I knew why you were so mad at me. I forgive yor for sending me to jail for ten years and I want to see you and lil' Kayla again. I need you in my life and I can't live without you. You were wrong for sending me to jail but I want you back and would do anything...blah blah blah more in this same vein ~ unibomber style ~ you better forgive me if you know what's good for you! Call me in the nut hut at 555-555-1212~ You know what I'm like when I get mad so don't make me mad!"
I kept smiling and saying 'yes sir, yes sir' even though my skin was crawling. He was demanding I call the apartment complex office he thought she might be living at, call him back and tell him if they said she lived there. I said 'yes sir' and we promptly turned him over to the cops in his ex wife's area. Another stalker.
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