At my work, we have the best ginger tom cat ever. He just turned up one day and never left. He has his own cat hut out the back and Inland Revenue consider his expenses fully tax deductable so he's more like a employee with fur.
When he first arrived we registered him with the local vets and shelters to see if anyone was missing him. This was more than 18 months ago so we consider he now has a new home with us.
Anyway I came down to work and one of my employees told me a 'lady' and her little girl had been in because they heard from the vet we had a ginger cat and theirs had gone missing a week ago. When she saw it wasn't her cat she told my employee she was just going to take him anyway as a replacement. WTF! What special brand of moron do you have to be to walk into a shop and try and steal their cat?
I should have asked her to swap me for the kid.
When he first arrived we registered him with the local vets and shelters to see if anyone was missing him. This was more than 18 months ago so we consider he now has a new home with us.
Anyway I came down to work and one of my employees told me a 'lady' and her little girl had been in because they heard from the vet we had a ginger cat and theirs had gone missing a week ago. When she saw it wasn't her cat she told my employee she was just going to take him anyway as a replacement. WTF! What special brand of moron do you have to be to walk into a shop and try and steal their cat?
I should have asked her to swap me for the kid.
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