Wherein I Meet The Queen

[Wenchie]

I think I found The Queen!

[Salted Grump]

Bardic, you owe me a case of brain Bleach, new eyes, and a hundred and fifty dollars under the 'you break them, you buy them' policy for braincells.

I SO did NOT want to see that.

[Wenchie]

Bardic, you owe me a case of brain Bleach, new eyes, and a hundred and fifty dollars under the 'you break them, you buy them' policy for braincells.

I SO did NOT want to see that.

The best part is that one of my coworkers sent that to me today... ^^ It wasn't the only picture. It wasn't even the "best" picture in the nasty bunch. But when I saw it I automatically thought of GK's Queen!

*runs & hides*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Alright, for my fellow cat owners in the office, I have a question. This morning when I got up and wandered drowsily towards the kitchen in search of caffeine, I noticed something on the wall in the living room. Something….odd. Something I knew was not there when I went to bed the previous evening. Upon closer inspection it was, well…I guess the technical term would be “cat shit”. However, it was stuck to the wall. About two feet up. How in the Hell did this come about? I’ve tried and tried but I cannot fathom the mechanics my cat employed to produce this daring piece of fecal art. I mean, I don’t think she could….launch it…that high and with that much force. So it must have been some sort of bizarre, unspeakable acrobatic feat.

She has not repeated the feat so far and I hope she never will.

Cats are noted for this, among other feats that to this day humans still cannot decipher.

If you can ever unlock the mystery of how that happens, please let me in on it. My cats did this when we had litter boxes in the laundry room. I had one wall that I would literally have to get a putty knife and scrape the crud off because (for reasons known only to the cat(s) who did this at the time) it would get splattered on this sheet-rocked wall.

And, as an added bonus, some of them (never could figure out which ones) would literally scratch at the walls as well as scratch to cover up their "offering" in the box. They scratched this wall so bad, that the top layer would come off in strips.

This was recently repaired when our laundry room was repainted as of last week. But still I'm wondering how in the Hell did they do that??????

[Parrothead]

I think I found The Queen!

Dare I ask?

[Wenchie]

Dare I ask?

No idea where the pic came from... one of my coworkers sent it to me.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think I found The Queen!

I don't even want to know the physics involved in that . . .

[Parrothead]

I don't see a pic...?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't see a pic...?

Consider yourelf lucky . . . otherwise you may need years of extensive therapy.

[Jester]

unforunatly yes it is... i appolgize for the lack of a measurable IQ in certain parts of America in particular the south east (excluding Florida)...

Why are you excluding Florida? Trust me when I say Florida does not have a shortage on stupidity or stupid people.

I give you as Exhibit A the 2000 Presidential Election.

Exhibit B is Miami. ALL of Miami.

I could go on, but we have more than enough proof of the stupidity in this state.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Why are you excluding Florida? Trust me when I say Florida does not have a shortage on stupidity or stupid people.

I give you as Exhibit A the 2000 Presidential Election.

Exhibit B is Miami. ALL of Miami.

I could go on, but we have more than enough proof of the stupidity in this state.

Now we could go to Fratching and have a real good discussion on that point. . .

I think every state has their share of stupidity . . . North Carolina is no exception. But then what can you expect from a state where NASCAR is considered by a number of people as a religion?

[Nyoibo]

Exhibit B is Miami. ALL of Miami.

I was going to argue, but then I stopped and thought about it from my last time there, and you're right.

[Gravekeeper]

I think I found The Queen!

Oh dear god.

But no. The Queen was white trash and using the reverse cowgirl position thus unleashing the horror of moose knuckle on us all.

I was going to argue, but then I stopped and thought about it from my last time there, and you're right.

Well, the state does have its own Fark.com tag.

[Wenchie]

Oh dear god.

But no. The Queen was white trash and using the reverse cowgirl position thus unleashing the horror of moose knuckle on us all.

From the way the picture looks, I think that if this beast used the reverse cowgirl position, you'd see everything... it looks like that's the sides of her unbuttoned dress straining around her thighs...

[Gravekeeper]

it looks like that's the sides of her unbuttoned dress straining around her thighs...

I like how she's looped her feet around the chair legs to fully secure the docking procedure. >.>