Anyone who has worked in a call center I bet knows this feeling.. You are watching the clock. It is 2 minutes before you can go home and you are hoping against hope that the phone won't ring.. and of course the little fucker does! This always happens on a Friday... In the case of this story last Friday! It was 4.58pm. The phone rung and I just knew that I did not want to pick up that phone.. but I did because I had to.
Me: Tortured Friday Soul!
SC: Absolute Douche Waffle of a Man... Calling from New Zealand which is 2 hours ahead of me so he was calling at 6.58pm at night!
Me: Welcome to <my company> Customer Service Center this is Lexi. How can I help you?
SC: I want to make a complaint about one of your offices!
Me: Okay. You would have to speak to the offices regional manager as I cant handle complaints personally. Which of our offices was it regarding?
SC: <Suburb Office>
Me: OK *looks up offices regional manager* You will have to call <Regional Manager> I can give you his number.
SC: You cannot transfer me?
Me: No I'm sorry I don't have that ability
SC: *sighs* Fine *In super huffy tone*
Me: *gives number*
Now up until now this was a fairly normal call THIS is where it gets sucky!
SC: Will the Regional be available now?
Me: *looks at clock and calculates time difference* I would guess that they are probably closed for the evening. I would suggest trying on Monday..
SC: But I need to speak to Him tonight! My complaint is incredibly important and cannot wait![
Me: Unfortunately if they are closed you will have to call on Monday.
This went around for about 5 minutes with me simply repeating myself over and over and over again and him getting more and more insistent that he MUST speak to a regional manager!
Me: Sir I understand that your complaint is important but if they are closed there is nothing I can do from here you will have to call them on Monday!
SC: Well give me his mobile number
Me: Sir I don't have that information. You will have to wait until Monday!
SC: I know you have access to it. If you do not give me the number I will go to the dept of fair trading!
Me: Sir that is your right. However It does not change the fact that I cannot give you the mobile number when I don't have it! You will have to wait til Monday to make your complaint to the Regional Manager.
Now I do have mobile numbers but I not allowed to give them out so we lie and say we dont have them!
This went around and around and around and because he wasn't being abusive I am not allowed to hang up. Finally at 5.25pm I gave up!
Me: Sir. I understand that you are upset and have a complaint but as I have said multiple times there is nothing I can do for you from Australia!
SC: Your in Australia?
Me: Yes I am. I also finished work 25 minutes ago and I would like to go home!
SC: But I MUST SPEAK TO A REGIONAL MANAGER!
Me: and as I have said over and over again for the 25 minutes that I have not been getting paid for you will have to call him on Monday. Thank you for Calling <my company> customer service. Have a lovely weekend. *hangs up*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH
So not a happy person was I!
Me: Tortured Friday Soul!
SC: Absolute Douche Waffle of a Man... Calling from New Zealand which is 2 hours ahead of me so he was calling at 6.58pm at night!
Me: Welcome to <my company> Customer Service Center this is Lexi. How can I help you?
SC: I want to make a complaint about one of your offices!
Me: Okay. You would have to speak to the offices regional manager as I cant handle complaints personally. Which of our offices was it regarding?
SC: <Suburb Office>
Me: OK *looks up offices regional manager* You will have to call <Regional Manager> I can give you his number.
SC: You cannot transfer me?
Me: No I'm sorry I don't have that ability
SC: *sighs* Fine *In super huffy tone*
Me: *gives number*
Now up until now this was a fairly normal call THIS is where it gets sucky!
SC: Will the Regional be available now?
Me: *looks at clock and calculates time difference* I would guess that they are probably closed for the evening. I would suggest trying on Monday..
SC: But I need to speak to Him tonight! My complaint is incredibly important and cannot wait![
Me: Unfortunately if they are closed you will have to call on Monday.
This went around for about 5 minutes with me simply repeating myself over and over and over again and him getting more and more insistent that he MUST speak to a regional manager!
Me: Sir I understand that your complaint is important but if they are closed there is nothing I can do from here you will have to call them on Monday!
SC: Well give me his mobile number
Me: Sir I don't have that information. You will have to wait until Monday!
SC: I know you have access to it. If you do not give me the number I will go to the dept of fair trading!
Me: Sir that is your right. However It does not change the fact that I cannot give you the mobile number when I don't have it! You will have to wait til Monday to make your complaint to the Regional Manager.
Now I do have mobile numbers but I not allowed to give them out so we lie and say we dont have them!
This went around and around and around and because he wasn't being abusive I am not allowed to hang up. Finally at 5.25pm I gave up!
Me: Sir. I understand that you are upset and have a complaint but as I have said multiple times there is nothing I can do for you from Australia!
SC: Your in Australia?
Me: Yes I am. I also finished work 25 minutes ago and I would like to go home!
SC: But I MUST SPEAK TO A REGIONAL MANAGER!
Me: and as I have said over and over again for the 25 minutes that I have not been getting paid for you will have to call him on Monday. Thank you for Calling <my company> customer service. Have a lovely weekend. *hangs up*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH
So not a happy person was I!
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