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Oh, and you'll pay the $10,000 fine for supplying alcohol to minors as well? Great. Will you also compensate me for loss of income while I am shut down by the police?
Yes. I will have to see ID for every single person in your party as they all look underage. Saying you will take responsibity for them means nothing to me. They are not drinking without ID.
No Ms Tour Guide you can not bring in a 17 year old client and have them do a wine tasting. Standing there staring at me and smiling will not change it. Just go. I have important things to do on the internet.
Yes other winery manager, you can bring your staff in we would love to see you. No your 16 and 17 year old wait staff cannot drink. You know it is illegal FFS. They can have a glass of water instead.
No Mr weird customer we do not do a special range of low alcohol wine for 12 year olds. Suprisingly enough no we have never considered doing on either but thanks for that stonking great business idea.
Sorry 14 year old boys on bikes and in your school uniforms. You may think you are here for the free tastings, but your disappointment has a direct correlation to the pleasure i get in advising you this will not be happening. Somehow I don't think your school ID will cut it. In fact I'm pretty sure it will result in me getting your names and making a call to the Headmaster.
And last but not least I fucking kid you not. I'm really sorry Mrs Snotty Britches, your 11 year old daughter may be the cocktail wizz in your house but in my Tasting room she is still underage and will not be trying a single drop from our liqueur section. I don't care if you weant her to develop her palate.
Yes. I will have to see ID for every single person in your party as they all look underage. Saying you will take responsibity for them means nothing to me. They are not drinking without ID.
No Ms Tour Guide you can not bring in a 17 year old client and have them do a wine tasting. Standing there staring at me and smiling will not change it. Just go. I have important things to do on the internet.
Yes other winery manager, you can bring your staff in we would love to see you. No your 16 and 17 year old wait staff cannot drink. You know it is illegal FFS. They can have a glass of water instead.
No Mr weird customer we do not do a special range of low alcohol wine for 12 year olds. Suprisingly enough no we have never considered doing on either but thanks for that stonking great business idea.
Sorry 14 year old boys on bikes and in your school uniforms. You may think you are here for the free tastings, but your disappointment has a direct correlation to the pleasure i get in advising you this will not be happening. Somehow I don't think your school ID will cut it. In fact I'm pretty sure it will result in me getting your names and making a call to the Headmaster.
And last but not least I fucking kid you not. I'm really sorry Mrs Snotty Britches, your 11 year old daughter may be the cocktail wizz in your house but in my Tasting room she is still underage and will not be trying a single drop from our liqueur section. I don't care if you weant her to develop her palate.
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